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joeschlotterbeck.bsky.social
@joeschlotterbeck.bsky.social
I guess it could be a lot worse than The Sound of Music considering, ya know, outsmarting the Nazis n all. ✌️
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Miss Nancy Wilson ladies and gentlemen! ✌️
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Not if lived to a thousand.
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Occasional n random obliviousness to ambient sounds is lucking me out so far. In or out, hang tough gang. ✌️
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mom, my scared!
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Put my "Muck Fishigan" t-shirt away too soon.
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Lying to and suckering them, then hiding behind constituents is Republicans idea of leadership.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Republicans told me 2nd Amendment 'posed to take care of this problem.
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Wouldn't they IV through non dominate hand?
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Give me some folks who not only don't mind that it's "not easy" but fucking relish the hard work n sacrifice during their time in office! Their salary n perks yearly are 2 years worth for a whole bunch of us as it is. We don't retire to cushy private sector jobs either gd it. ✌️ n sorry Mom
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Prick. I really think prick is more appropriate.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tennessee Ernie Ford says "Smile when you say that...".
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thanks for helping me extend a personal best for learning something daily.
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey Miss Jill. I wonder if posts disappear when you block someone? ✌️
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Agreed. Verbal backhands on a loop though. Hoo boy I could dig doin' a righteous Coach Joe straighten up n fly right on their asses.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
To no point whatsoever, overheard at a construction site about an approaching worker: "Him showing up is like 2 good men leaving." ✌️
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Surveillance in place Boss. Don't let the sleepy eyes fool ya, you can rest easy. #CatsNoirFriday
✌️ to all. Hang tough
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I spend an awful lot of time absolutely livid.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Me so too.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Can't you "like" that period without it being "best"?
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🎩 tip to humorist Dave Barry. He let me borrow it. I mean, I'm certain he would. Likely would. Maybe
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We always had small dogs as emergency backups to the main big dog until we all got old. Little ones were surely the clowns of the pack.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
PS Weiner Dogs crack me up
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM