Joe Praino
@joepraino.bsky.social
👨🏻 Comedian, host, career .268 hitter.
🎙️ Half of The Dirty Sports Podcast.
🍎 Mets fan.
🍺 Miller Lite enthusiast.
🎙️ Half of The Dirty Sports Podcast.
🍎 Mets fan.
🍺 Miller Lite enthusiast.
Going live on Substack for Knicks/Celtics - Game 5. Join me to watch the Knicks advance to the Eastern Conference Finals!
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LIVE SOON: LIVE WATCH: Knicks/Celtics - Game 5
Starting May 14 at 7:05 PM EDT
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May 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Going live on Substack for Knicks/Celtics - Game 5. Join me to watch the Knicks advance to the Eastern Conference Finals!
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Watch Knicks/Celtics: Game 3 and drink some @millerlite with me.
3:30et/12:30pt live on the ‘stack… open.substack.com/live-stream/...
3:30et/12:30pt live on the ‘stack… open.substack.com/live-stream/...
LIVE SOON: LIVE WATCH: Knicks/Celtics - Game 3
Starting May 10 at 3:30 PM EDT
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May 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Watch Knicks/Celtics: Game 3 and drink some @millerlite with me.
3:30et/12:30pt live on the ‘stack… open.substack.com/live-stream/...
3:30et/12:30pt live on the ‘stack… open.substack.com/live-stream/...
Ugh the new Pope is a boomer from Chicago…which means he’s definitely got a made up story about the time Michael Jordan drank 19 gallons of sacramental wine during a church golf tournament and still managed to drop 50 points later that night on the Hornets.
May 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ugh the new Pope is a boomer from Chicago…which means he’s definitely got a made up story about the time Michael Jordan drank 19 gallons of sacramental wine during a church golf tournament and still managed to drop 50 points later that night on the Hornets.
Quick reminder…this is gender affirming care.
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Quick reminder…this is gender affirming care.
Your comparisons to Johnny Manziel aren’t an argument for why Shedeur should’ve been drafted in the 1st round. They are an argument for why he wasn’t.
Johnny Manziel is the single biggest bust in NFL history.
Johnny Manziel is the single biggest bust in NFL history.
April 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Your comparisons to Johnny Manziel aren’t an argument for why Shedeur should’ve been drafted in the 1st round. They are an argument for why he wasn’t.
Johnny Manziel is the single biggest bust in NFL history.
Johnny Manziel is the single biggest bust in NFL history.
LeBron already has 20 points and it’s still the 1st half. This is the 22nd time since LeBron James turned 36 that he has scored 20+ points in a playoff game.
Pretty impressive. But here’s the list of 20+ playoff games for Michael Jordan after he turned 36:
Pretty impressive. But here’s the list of 20+ playoff games for Michael Jordan after he turned 36:
April 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
LeBron already has 20 points and it’s still the 1st half. This is the 22nd time since LeBron James turned 36 that he has scored 20+ points in a playoff game.
Pretty impressive. But here’s the list of 20+ playoff games for Michael Jordan after he turned 36:
Pretty impressive. But here’s the list of 20+ playoff games for Michael Jordan after he turned 36:
Trump is gonna release the Epstein files…he just needs to finish redacting it first.
Virginia Giuffre, one of the most prominent survivors of Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse, has died by suicide, her family says.
Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent abuse survivors, dies by suicide
Other Epstein victims credited Giuffre with giving them the courage to speak out.
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April 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Trump is gonna release the Epstein files…he just needs to finish redacting it first.
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Can the New York Giants generate hope this week?
Chatted with @joepraino.bsky.social -- comedian, producer, long-suffering Giants fan -- all about this moment for the franchise on Substack Live.
Here's the replay: www.golongtd.com/p/substack-l...
Chatted with @joepraino.bsky.social -- comedian, producer, long-suffering Giants fan -- all about this moment for the franchise on Substack Live.
Here's the replay: www.golongtd.com/p/substack-l...
Substack Live: Can the New York Giants generate hope this week? A chat with Joe Praino.
They may draft the best player in the entire class. But about that quarterback position...
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April 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Can the New York Giants generate hope this week?
Chatted with @joepraino.bsky.social -- comedian, producer, long-suffering Giants fan -- all about this moment for the franchise on Substack Live.
Here's the replay: www.golongtd.com/p/substack-l...
Chatted with @joepraino.bsky.social -- comedian, producer, long-suffering Giants fan -- all about this moment for the franchise on Substack Live.
Here's the replay: www.golongtd.com/p/substack-l...
7’2” Kristaps Porzingis made more three-pointers tonight than Michael Jordan EVER did in a game.
And oldhead casuals will still tell you: “ThESe gUyS cOULd nEvER pLaY iN tHE 90s!”
And oldhead casuals will still tell you: “ThESe gUyS cOULd nEvER pLaY iN tHE 90s!”
April 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
7’2” Kristaps Porzingis made more three-pointers tonight than Michael Jordan EVER did in a game.
And oldhead casuals will still tell you: “ThESe gUyS cOULd nEvER pLaY iN tHE 90s!”
And oldhead casuals will still tell you: “ThESe gUyS cOULd nEvER pLaY iN tHE 90s!”
The difference between these two - one was assaulted before he turned to violence, the other wasn’t even talked to.
April 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The difference between these two - one was assaulted before he turned to violence, the other wasn’t even talked to.
RIP George Foreman…condolences to George, George, George, George and George.
March 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
RIP George Foreman…condolences to George, George, George, George and George.
Imagine if Joe Biden had done a beer commercial on the front lawn of the White House to try to save Bud Light.
Conservatives would’ve…well they probably would’ve tried to violently overthrow the government again.
Conservatives would’ve…well they probably would’ve tried to violently overthrow the government again.
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Imagine if Joe Biden had done a beer commercial on the front lawn of the White House to try to save Bud Light.
Conservatives would’ve…well they probably would’ve tried to violently overthrow the government again.
Conservatives would’ve…well they probably would’ve tried to violently overthrow the government again.
Been a weird couple of days finding out which of my “friends” watch Rocky 4 and root for Drago.
March 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Been a weird couple of days finding out which of my “friends” watch Rocky 4 and root for Drago.
Exclusive to Outkick lol…now I’m sure he did it. All of it and more. Trash bag pieces of shit stick together.
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Exclusive to Outkick lol…now I’m sure he did it. All of it and more. Trash bag pieces of shit stick together.
So are we the 11th province now, how does this work?
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So are we the 11th province now, how does this work?
I really hope this convo went:
“Hey Aaron. Woody Johnson, CEO & President, vaccinated and double boosted….we are cutting you.”
“Hey Aaron. Woody Johnson, CEO & President, vaccinated and double boosted….we are cutting you.”
Aaron Rodgers is not expected to return as the Jets' starting quarterback in 2025 after Woody Johnson listened to feedback from Darren Mougey, Aaron Glenn and New York's current regime, per @diannarussini.bsky.social.
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I really hope this convo went:
“Hey Aaron. Woody Johnson, CEO & President, vaccinated and double boosted….we are cutting you.”
“Hey Aaron. Woody Johnson, CEO & President, vaccinated and double boosted….we are cutting you.”
Anyone rooting for Philly in the Super Bowl is an Eagles fan or has never met an Eagles fan.
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyone rooting for Philly in the Super Bowl is an Eagles fan or has never met an Eagles fan.
Elon just throwing his heart out to the Nazis again… www.nbcnews.com/news/world/e...
Elon Musk's call for Germany to 'move beyond' Nazi guilt is dangerous, Holocaust memorial chair says
Musk made a virtual appearance at a campaign event for Germany’s far-right AfD party, saying “children should not be guilty of the sins of their parents.”
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January 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Elon just throwing his heart out to the Nazis again… www.nbcnews.com/news/world/e...
Conservatives tomorrow:
“It’s actually a country in Africa and not everyone says it with a soft G. He’s South African and a genius, so I think he knows how to say it better than you do.”
“It’s actually a country in Africa and not everyone says it with a soft G. He’s South African and a genius, so I think he knows how to say it better than you do.”
January 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Conservatives tomorrow:
“It’s actually a country in Africa and not everyone says it with a soft G. He’s South African and a genius, so I think he knows how to say it better than you do.”
“It’s actually a country in Africa and not everyone says it with a soft G. He’s South African and a genius, so I think he knows how to say it better than you do.”
Meta bought TikTok…so get ready for your TikTok DMs to feature a whole lot of Asian women just dying to get to know you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Meta bought TikTok…so get ready for your TikTok DMs to feature a whole lot of Asian women just dying to get to know you.
Trump: Twitter is gonna go crazy when I do this, just watch.
Elon: It’s actually called X now.
Elon: It’s actually called X now.
January 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump: Twitter is gonna go crazy when I do this, just watch.
Elon: It’s actually called X now.
Elon: It’s actually called X now.
Running out of water is unacceptable. That’s why there’s only one choice for the next mayor of Los Angeles…
January 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Running out of water is unacceptable. That’s why there’s only one choice for the next mayor of Los Angeles…
The military industrial complex is getting extra sneaky when it comes to mixing their propaganda into sports.
This probably cost them nothing compared to a pregame flyover or even a commercial.
This probably cost them nothing compared to a pregame flyover or even a commercial.
December 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
The military industrial complex is getting extra sneaky when it comes to mixing their propaganda into sports.
This probably cost them nothing compared to a pregame flyover or even a commercial.
This probably cost them nothing compared to a pregame flyover or even a commercial.