They call me Mr. Glib
@joelhiller.bsky.social
Cat/human dad, SF/fantasy enjoyer, runner. Give me all the horror movies.
Worcestershire sauce implies the existence of besestershire sauce.
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Worcestershire sauce implies the existence of besestershire sauce.
Bounce fabric softener: Now your clothes smell like sheet.
August 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bounce fabric softener: Now your clothes smell like sheet.
They should make a kids' version of Axe body spray called Hatchet.
August 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They should make a kids' version of Axe body spray called Hatchet.
WARNING: Do not attempt if you are a cat owner.
June 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WARNING: Do not attempt if you are a cat owner.
That body better look IMMACULATE at the funeral.
Leonard Lauder, the eldest son of cosmetics pioneers Estée and Joseph H. Lauder and the former head of cosmetics giant Estée Lauder Companies, died on Saturday, according to an announcement by the company. He was 92. cnn.it/3ZypdGr
June 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That body better look IMMACULATE at the funeral.
I really need someone to explain who would need a 3-pack of knee braces.
June 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I really need someone to explain who would need a 3-pack of knee braces.
Your fluoroscope for today.
June 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Your fluoroscope for today.
I'm pretty sure we could fix the world if sitcoms would go back to having episodes featuring a random cousin played by the main actor.
May 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'm pretty sure we could fix the world if sitcoms would go back to having episodes featuring a random cousin played by the main actor.
Just once I'd like an excuse to be totally chalant.
May 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just once I'd like an excuse to be totally chalant.
Every cat is the same.
May 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Every cat is the same.
Clara: I can't draw shoes.
Me: Maybe you don't have a sole.
Clara: Dad
Me: Sorry, I should watch my tongue.
Clara: DAD
Me: I should be more supportive.
Clara: DAD!
Me: I wouldn't want to become your arch nemesis.
Me: Maybe you don't have a sole.
Clara: Dad
Me: Sorry, I should watch my tongue.
Clara: DAD
Me: I should be more supportive.
Clara: DAD!
Me: I wouldn't want to become your arch nemesis.
May 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Clara: I can't draw shoes.
Me: Maybe you don't have a sole.
Clara: Dad
Me: Sorry, I should watch my tongue.
Clara: DAD
Me: I should be more supportive.
Clara: DAD!
Me: I wouldn't want to become your arch nemesis.
Me: Maybe you don't have a sole.
Clara: Dad
Me: Sorry, I should watch my tongue.
Clara: DAD
Me: I should be more supportive.
Clara: DAD!
Me: I wouldn't want to become your arch nemesis.
Nappetizer: that little snooze on the couch before you go to bed.
May 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nappetizer: that little snooze on the couch before you go to bed.
Surely at least two of these people have the same reason.
More than 56,000 runners will line up on the start line of the London Marathon on Sunday, each one with a different reason for being there.
Why more people than ever before are running marathons | CNN
On marathon day, the air thrums with emotion. Tune into any frequency and you will find it – elation, anxiety, exhaustion, pain, pride, awe, pathos.
www.cnn.com
April 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Surely at least two of these people have the same reason.
It's time to raise awareness of the fact that everyone is aware of all those diseases and we can probably stop raising awareness and move on to the curing phase. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
April 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's time to raise awareness of the fact that everyone is aware of all those diseases and we can probably stop raising awareness and move on to the curing phase. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
An athletic competition for people taking weight-loss drugs, called the Ozempics.
April 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
An athletic competition for people taking weight-loss drugs, called the Ozempics.
What did Voldemort say when he colored Easter eggs with Harry?
"The boy who lived... come to dye."
"The boy who lived... come to dye."
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What did Voldemort say when he colored Easter eggs with Harry?
"The boy who lived... come to dye."
"The boy who lived... come to dye."
Visiting the John Wilkes booth at the History Fair.
April 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Visiting the John Wilkes booth at the History Fair.
Just saw one Toyota Highlander nearly collide with another, so I shouted, "There can be only one!"
April 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just saw one Toyota Highlander nearly collide with another, so I shouted, "There can be only one!"
I'm all for fighting abuses like overdraft fees. But can we all agree that the real injustice is movie studios adding 5 minutes of production company logos at the beginning of every movie?
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I'm all for fighting abuses like overdraft fees. But can we all agree that the real injustice is movie studios adding 5 minutes of production company logos at the beginning of every movie?
Did I miss anybody doing this one yet?
April 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Did I miss anybody doing this one yet?
I grew up in the era of Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side, but this @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social comic might be my favorite of all time.
April 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I grew up in the era of Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side, but this @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social comic might be my favorite of all time.
Logan's Run, but instead of being killed when you reach age 30 you are killed when you accumulate $1 billion.
March 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Logan's Run, but instead of being killed when you reach age 30 you are killed when you accumulate $1 billion.
How hard could it be to do a find+replace for Trump?
FBI agents are working around the clock – some in 12-hour overnight shifts – on a frenzied mission this week: They are reviewing documents and evidence in the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein to make redactions before the DOJ releases them publicly, according to people familiar with the situation
FBI’s weekend homework: Redact the Epstein Files | CNN Politics
FBI agents are working around the clock – some in 12-hour overnight shifts – on a frenzied mission this week.
cnn.it
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
How hard could it be to do a find+replace for Trump?
Red flags when dating Linda Blair: Possession is nine-tenths of the flaw.
March 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Red flags when dating Linda Blair: Possession is nine-tenths of the flaw.
Anybody still think this level of villainy is exaggerated?
March 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Anybody still think this level of villainy is exaggerated?