Joel Eisenberg
@joeleisenberg.bsky.social
Award-winning writer of The Chronicles of Ara novels. Author and screenwriter. Producer of film and television. WGA member. PEN America member. Words are my weapons and I wear my passion on my sleeve. Lit rep: Scott Kaufman at Buchwald.
It ain’t rocket science. If he’s not guilty, release the damn files and move on.
Period.
Period.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It ain’t rocket science. If he’s not guilty, release the damn files and move on.
Period.
Period.
Voters around the country have sent a clear message tonight:
We are tired of the chaos and the bullshit.
Midterms are next.
We are tired of the chaos and the bullshit.
Midterms are next.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Voters around the country have sent a clear message tonight:
We are tired of the chaos and the bullshit.
Midterms are next.
We are tired of the chaos and the bullshit.
Midterms are next.
A big, belated congratulations to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for receiving the Gregory Peck Award at this year’s San Diego International Film Festival.
Worthless Trivia: In the early 2000s, I ran the screenwriting competition for this same festival.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Worthless Trivia: In the early 2000s, I ran the screenwriting competition for this same festival.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Mark Hamill Accepts Gregory Peck Award at San Diego Film Festival: ‘There Are So Many People Who Helped Me Get to Where I Am Today’
At the San Diego Intl. Film Festival, which ran from Oct. 15-19, Mark Hamill received the Gregory Peck Award for Cinematic Excellence.
variety.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A big, belated congratulations to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social for receiving the Gregory Peck Award at this year’s San Diego International Film Festival.
Worthless Trivia: In the early 2000s, I ran the screenwriting competition for this same festival.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Worthless Trivia: In the early 2000s, I ran the screenwriting competition for this same festival.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Wrong.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Wrong.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
The polyp is moderately more handsome.
Trump’s Little Johnson, yet again representing the national example that boot-licking is far more important to the country than voters meeting their food and medical bills.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...?
Mike Johnson and the House stand in the way of any deal the Senate makes to end the shutdown
‘They’ve been predicting we would fold, and we would be predicting they would find a backbone,’ one Democrat says
www.yahoo.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Trump’s Little Johnson, yet again representing the national example that boot-licking is far more important to the country than voters meeting their food and medical bills.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...?
As addressed on my Facebook page…
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As addressed on my Facebook page…
Speaks for itself.
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Speaks for itself.
Since his candidacy during the 45 era, I’ve read post after post that Donald Trump has Alzheimer’s. As someone who lost an aunt, an uncle and a grandmother from Alzheimer’s, I’m tired of the politically-convenient grandstanding.The asswipe doesn’t have Alzheimer’s. He’s evil. There’s a difference.
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Since his candidacy during the 45 era, I’ve read post after post that Donald Trump has Alzheimer’s. As someone who lost an aunt, an uncle and a grandmother from Alzheimer’s, I’m tired of the politically-convenient grandstanding.The asswipe doesn’t have Alzheimer’s. He’s evil. There’s a difference.
I did a thing.
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I did a thing.
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Nearly two years following the passing of my beloved wife, Lorie Girsh-Eisenberg, I remarried.
My college girlfriend, Barbara Herman, lost her husband under similar circumstances.
We reconnected after over 40 years, and wed last Friday.
BTW, check out that cake!
Life goes on…
Better?
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Better?
Whoever created this, take a bow.
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Whoever created this, take a bow.
Reposted by Joel Eisenberg
My fiancé and I attended one of the 50th Anniversary screenings of ”The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
October 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My fiancé and I attended one of the 50th Anniversary screenings of ”The Rocky Horror Picture Show.”
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
It still holds up. Goes against everything Trump Inc. believes in. Not a MAGA hat in the crowd.
Therefore… may I recommend the film as the official movie of the Trump administration?
Troll away…
Emphasis on “free people“...
October 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Emphasis on “free people“...
With this, I’m back on my self-imposed social media exile until November…
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
With this, I’m back on my self-imposed social media exile until November…
Indian cinema addict here.
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Indian cinema addict here.
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
Among this year’s most commercially successful #Bollywood films, #Saiyaara is one of the damnedest cinematic romances I’ve seen. Now on Netflix, it certainly has its over the top moments and it’s not always realistic… but what works, works hard.
It’s about the message…
Garbage.
Though I live in the U.S., I recently received an EP credit on a film shot in Canada.
President Dipshit, for one you may want to consider working w/states to strengthen their tax incentive programs if you sincerely want to alleviate “runaway production.”
www.indiewire.com/news/general...
Though I live in the U.S., I recently received an EP credit on a film shot in Canada.
President Dipshit, for one you may want to consider working w/states to strengthen their tax incentive programs if you sincerely want to alleviate “runaway production.”
www.indiewire.com/news/general...
Trump Renews Tariff Threat on Films Made Outside the U.S., Still Doesn’t Make Sense
President Trump has once again threatened tariffs on movies produced outside the U.S.
www.indiewire.com
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Garbage.
Though I live in the U.S., I recently received an EP credit on a film shot in Canada.
President Dipshit, for one you may want to consider working w/states to strengthen their tax incentive programs if you sincerely want to alleviate “runaway production.”
www.indiewire.com/news/general...
Though I live in the U.S., I recently received an EP credit on a film shot in Canada.
President Dipshit, for one you may want to consider working w/states to strengthen their tax incentive programs if you sincerely want to alleviate “runaway production.”
www.indiewire.com/news/general...
I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding.
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve been on a self-imposed social media break while planning my upcoming wedding.
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
In the meantime, some memes are simply too truthful to ignore…
