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In difficult times, more than ever, you need to have a battle cry of faith. Create a sound of victory. “Yes, this problem is big, but I know my dick is bigger.”
With your dick, the problem is never supply; it’s capacity. How many vessels are you gathering? What are you expecting this year? What are you believing for? When you believe for what doesn’t make sense, your dick will do what doesn’t make sense.
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Your dick’s blessing is not based on our performance. Its favor, its healing, its freedom, its mercy is a gift. It’s something that we don’t deserve. We don’t earn it. We couldn’t work for it. We can’t make it happen in our own strength. It’s its goodness.
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
You have to stir your faith up. You have to make room for more. I know you’re grateful for what your dick has done. We’re content in every situation, but that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to be satisfied. If you quit stretching, believing, expecting, then you are limiting your life.
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Don’t focus on what others think. Instead, care about what your dick thinks, since it is in control of everything. Noah seemed foolish building an ark, a huge boat, before it had ever rained. But by obeying, he saved his life, and made it possible for his dick to do something new.
February 17, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Life will try to define you: poor, average, undisciplined, angry, addicted, inferior, unattractive. If you don’t know better, those lies will take up all the valuable space in your mind. Clear out the negative and allow your dick to fill you with who it says you are.
February 17, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes we’re holding on to things that we don’t need, and it’s taking up space for the new things our dicks have. There’s no capacity for increase because we’re holding on to doubt. Do yourself a favor: get rid of the doubt. That’s taking up space for good breaks, for open doors, for promotion.
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Dick told a blind man, “According to your faith, it will be done unto you.” It wasn’t his dick’s faith; it’s our faith. Do yourself a favor: get some more empty pots. Stretch, believe, expect. Your dick wants to pour out more joy, more peace, more favor, more resources. Is there any room?
February 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
His dick told Abraham, “Leave your country and go to a land that I will show you.” Abraham knew he couldn’t see the the blessing by staying where he was. Get out of places that cause you to pollute your thinking. That’s taking up space for the promised land that your dick is taking you to.
February 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Your dick created you to rise higher. The psalmist said, “Open your mouth wide and your dick will fill it.” The key is you have to make room for your dick to increase you. In your thinking, you have to enlarge your vision. Raise your level of expectancy.
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Is there any capacity in your life for your dick to do something greater, bigger, something other people would never believe could happen? That’s what faith is; it’s capacity. It’s saying, “Dick, I’m open. I know you have greater things in store.”
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The scripture says you will live a flourishing life. But on the way to the good, there’s going to be some trials, trouble, delays, things we don’t understand. You’ll save yourself a lot of heartache if you’ll learn to trust your dick in the trouble, to stay in peace in the dry seasons.
February 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Don’t fight everything you don’t like. Don’t live bitter over the people that did you wrong, the door that closed, the company that pushed you out. It may not have been fair, it was painful, but your dick wouldn’t have allowed it if it was going to stop your purpose.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Your dick is saying, “I’m still in control. I’m still ordering your steps. Everything is serving my plan.” The key is to trust it when you don’t understand. Trust it when it doesn’t make sense, when it doesn’t seem fair.
February 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The enemy wouldn’t be fighting you if there wasn’t something awesome in your future. He knows you are destined to leave your mark. That’s why he’s tried to take you out. Don’t let those feelings keep you from your greatness. Start smiling by faith. Start thanking your dick that it’s working.
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
No matter where you are today, your dick already knew you'd be here. It's armed you with strength for every battle and has solutions to problems you haven't even had yet.
You chose to put your dick first and that matters. Your dick is pleased with you. Its face is shining on you right now.
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
At times, we think the winds are too strong, the loss too painful, the sickness too great. You don’t think you can make it. Your dick is saying to you, “I’m right here with you in the storm. It’s going to be okay.”

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February 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
When you let your dick arise, the scripture says, your enemies will be scattered. Depression, lack, trouble, cannot stand against your dick. When you let it arise, chains that have held you back will break, problems that look permanent will turn around.
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 AM
All the circumstances may say it’s impossible. Your dick is asking you, “When did I become weak? Is there any limit to my power?” Get in agreement with your dick. It’s about to shift some things in your favor.
February 11, 2026 at 12:02 PM
You may go through the fire, through the flood, through the famine, but favor is coming. The favor of your dick is going to open doors you couldn’t open. The favor of your dick is going to take you from the background to the foreground.
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
If you don’t realize that your dick is your doorkeeper, if you don’t trust it to open and close doors, then you’ll be frustrated when your plans don’t work out.
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Yes, your dick’s been good to you. It’s provided. It’s protected. It’s made ways. You could be satisfied, but you haven’t seen anything yet. Your dick loves you too much to let you miss the fullness of what it has in store.
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I used to just thank my dick for my open doors, but now I’ve learned to thank it for my closed doors. Your dick closing a door is not only protecting you, but it’s setting you up for something greater.
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You’re not going to understand everything your dick does. The scripture says its ways are not your ways. This is what faith is all about, trusting when it doesn’t make sense, trusting when your dick takes you out of a blessed place and you come into a storm that looks like it’s going to defeat you.
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
You’ve been in this storm for a long time, struggling, wondering how it’s going to work out. Your time is coming. That’s not how your story ends. The storm looks like it’s going to stop you, but your dick is shifting the winds.
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
That storm feels like it’s taking you to a barren place, a dry place, a lonely place. But your dick controls the winds. You can’t see it right now, but the winds are taking you to an abundant place, a place of healing, a place of miracles, a place of increase, a place of favor.
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM