Joel Cardwell
@joelcardwell.bsky.social
Construction Tech Projects and Products @ Platformers Australia| Political Commentary | Banned from X so you don’t have to be
What ever happened to “roses are red, violets are blue”?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What ever happened to “roses are red, violets are blue”?
They follow me, and so should you!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They follow me, and so should you!
There are two types of people:
The Scottish, and those that wish they were Scottish.
The Scottish, and those that wish they were Scottish.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There are two types of people:
The Scottish, and those that wish they were Scottish.
The Scottish, and those that wish they were Scottish.
A Presidential candidate and a Vanity Fair correspondent exchange butthole photos.
This is America in 2025.
This is America in 2025.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
A Presidential candidate and a Vanity Fair correspondent exchange butthole photos.
This is America in 2025.
This is America in 2025.
“Only the best is good enough.”
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
“Only the best is good enough.”
And you can too…
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
And you can too…
Do I believe that Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a Blowjob?
No.
Do I find the idea that he did quite hilarious?
Yes.
No.
Do I find the idea that he did quite hilarious?
Yes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Do I believe that Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a Blowjob?
No.
Do I find the idea that he did quite hilarious?
Yes.
No.
Do I find the idea that he did quite hilarious?
Yes.
And the best gaslighting is from Laura Loomer and the Veep.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And the best gaslighting is from Laura Loomer and the Veep.
The gaslighting on X is insane.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The gaslighting on X is insane.
Australians have always been pragmatic.
No time for Bible-bashing bastards here!
No time for Bible-bashing bastards here!
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Australians have always been pragmatic.
No time for Bible-bashing bastards here!
No time for Bible-bashing bastards here!
Does this look gay or nah?
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Does this look gay or nah?
She chose… poorly.
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
She chose… poorly.
You know what to do.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You know what to do.
Well done that man.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Well done that man.
Prison has really changed George Santos.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Prison has really changed George Santos.
Democrats are crazy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Democrats are crazy.
Best ad I’ve seen in years.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Best ad I’ve seen in years.
I went to Hallowe’en dressed up as Princess Margaret.
Wbu?
Wbu?
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I went to Hallowe’en dressed up as Princess Margaret.
Wbu?
Wbu?
The kids going somewhat mild on the corporate side of Chapel Street.
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The kids going somewhat mild on the corporate side of Chapel Street.