In a similar vein, it's also looking at a big mess (literal or metaphorical) and thinking, "hmm, someone should really clean that up,"...and then realizing it's gonna have to be you.

Sir Paul might have been just as effective

Admittedly, some of that is department faculty (inc. department head) forced into situations where they can't provide an ethical environment, but also c. 75% of tenured faculty quite frankly do not care to a soul-rottingly shameful degree.

Having adjuncts means they get to be superior to someone.

I had forgotten about that episode. Good line!

Thought it was about your dog for a moment there

At least they've got the drama-free Mariners for baseball season

thanks, I needed another existential crisis in my life