Same except it's when I put my instant oatmeal in my French press

Penis, pizza and vodka?

Thank you
Your support and friendship is immensely appreciated.
I hope you're taking care of yourself too ❤️

speaking as a 40 yrold that sounds like a great trio 👍

your 2026 is literally a facebook parental scare meme lol

I saw the top left one and immediately had a craving for miso soup

Lol, I'm literally watching it now with D

Forgetting I'm an adult:
"Holy crap, I can just buy my own box of Lucky Charms! 🤩"

ALSO Forgetting I'm an adult:
"Holy crap, I just ate 3 bowls of lucky charms 🤢"

I agree she shouldn't be hassled for this because I honestly am not being fair. I'm projecting the frustrations I feel when people dismiss that a man falling in love with a lady monster wouldn't work because guys wouldn't relate. We really NEED a sexy lady monster love story to change peoples minds

I find it a little irksome that the mainstream hasn't given big attractive monster lady stories a shot.
HOWEVER I also find it irritating when people scoff & suggest that most dudes are so shallow that they wouldn't be interested in a monster lady.
They would & they do, it's just an untapped market

There is a failing that we haven't reversed this in the popular culture but I could see ALOT of straight men falling for a female monster if she was funny, sweet, confident with piercing eyes. Yes, the story would probably make her curvy but that doesn't mean she's not a monster.

I have no qualms with that 👍

These digital markers really do look like they’re absorbing into the page.
Awesome colors 👍

Look, im not a programmer but wouldn't it make more sense to learn the rules and THEN the shortcuts and cheats??!!

Lbf accidentally said "i love you" to the desk. How awkward 😬

Yall don't understand how much fun it's going to be to be 50 and chatting with someone I've known for like 9 years and they ask me what my 30s were like and I say "So I had this duck avatar..."