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Joe 9️⃣🕘
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Instagram screenshot of a post of side by side of Peter Kay's weight loss, first comment reading; "Another jab casualty", the second; "Fat knackers always look like turd run over twice when they lose weight..."
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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And it's like, what am I supposed to do, now, even.. also look at Sarge and Beetle Bailey here
My cat scratch plus Sarge and Beetle Bailey figures
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Basically i'm extraordinarily blessed that I got two of these blind box newspaper cartoon figures. And really i'm sorry to all less fortunate
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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wait.. what the.. ok!
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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FUCK it i'm buying..
seven brides for seven sisters for sale on youtube
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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low res cameron crowe doing some stupid bull shit
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I love to buy ugly shoes like this
big ugly hoka runner
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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I think this reply may have placed the curse on me that put me in hospital
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet from 12,10,22 of an openAI image generator showing a very badly realized interpretation of of 'bart simpson walking backwards' where he looks like something between a Jet Set Radio character and Combo Man. Tweet text above it reads :"Sorry, whatever and get mad at me all you want for supporting the death of "real" art, but this is straight up gorgeous and it's made that much more beautiful the fact it came from a machine."
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Meet my eye, straight on. Amd now, without so much as a half-quivering lip, tell me you could not see the form of the Pierrot.
Coffee pot with the filter basket flipped sitting on top
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Screenshot of an Instagram post showing a complex looking watch with the caption "what time is it??" And a comment underneath reading "It's always been now o'clock."
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The ghosts that haunt me.
'TEH' Licence plate
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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This will fix my life. I will be loved if I wear the Omar Bongo watch.
Instagram post of a Piaget Swiss watch with Omar Bongo's face on it
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Awesome. Awesome stuff. 'mog', Ween, awesome. Simply so good to me
some woman standing in her closet in an instagram reel thumbnail wearing a grey sweater, text over it reads "POV I mog you and organize my closet while listening to ween"
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Rylance looking around a tree
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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youtube screenshot of a comments section on The Irish Rovers - The Black Velvet Band, first typed the lyrics to the song, second from an account named @ richard-e8w1c; "Richard"
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Unfortunately, I'm making this face all day everyday and I won't ever stop til it gets good
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Awesome
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Two from the home page #TwoFromTheHomePage
YT thumbnails 1; Sandwiches of History "Ohio Shredded Chicken Sandwich" 2; "Mix - The Auld Triangle"
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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It's good to me that I can forget about most everything I say
My tweet from 4/25/21: "I would love to get my hands on the three stooges DNA and just go to town. Removing and adding pieces with abandon. Unraveling Moes telomeres like so many boiled sweets
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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#TwoFromTheHomePage two from the home page
two youtube thumbnails / previews; 1 "Jamie Farr on working for Red Skelton in the Army" & "Suzanne Vega - Book Of Dreams"
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM