Joe John Sanchez III
@joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social
Portland-based comedian and (sometimes) artist who bravely identifies as openly adorable.
Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Several years and social media platforms later, I still have no answers and refuse to stop telling this joke.
Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Having a WILD night (staring at my phone at a gay bar)
Bring back my girls (where they at?)
Bring back my girls (get 'em back)
Bring back my girls (come on)
Bring back my (ladies)
Bring back my girls
But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
Bring back my girls (get 'em back)
Bring back my girls (come on)
Bring back my (ladies)
Bring back my girls
But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Bring back my girls (where they at?)
Bring back my girls (get 'em back)
Bring back my girls (come on)
Bring back my (ladies)
Bring back my girls
But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
Bring back my girls (get 'em back)
Bring back my girls (come on)
Bring back my (ladies)
Bring back my girls
But in this case, my “girls” are my sanity, my ambition, and my will to live
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DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
DINOSAURS 🦕 TRUE NEUTRAL. JOE JOHN SANCHEZ III CHAOTIC GOOD. And other things to learn from this fresh episode open.spotify.com/episode/4224...
It would be wild if I started using this app
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It would be wild if I started using this app
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SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !
Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat
June 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat
Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com
I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)
March 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!
January 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!
So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop
January 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop
If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”
Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.
January 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.
Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.
Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever
November 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever
Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.
November 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.
We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.
November 25, 2024 at 3:02 AM
We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.
me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top
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Today is TDOR, where we remember all of the trans people we have lost to murder and violence. In 2024: 77% were people of color. 53% were black transgender women. 60% were killed with a gun. 40% were deadnamed or misgendered by the authorities or press 🕯️
November 20, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Today is TDOR, where we remember all of the trans people we have lost to murder and violence. In 2024: 77% were people of color. 53% were black transgender women. 60% were killed with a gun. 40% were deadnamed or misgendered by the authorities or press 🕯️
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
(This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
(This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
November 19, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you
(This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
(This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)
Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Coming to peace with the fact that this is an app I shouldn’t open in public.
I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!
November 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I still have no idea what I’m doing on this app, but it’s exciting to be clueless amongst more of you!!!
show me your legs bluesky?
FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
November 16, 2024 at 7:10 PM
show me your legs bluesky?
FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
FINALLY, a selfie challenge made for my unique brand of vanity!!!
Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!
November 16, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Been doing this thing lately where I just peel a carrot and chomp down on it like I’m Bugs Bunny, and we are gonna TALK about it on Bluesky!!!