Garf Lasang
@joehuiras.bsky.social
Loves orange cats, hates orange man
he/him
he/him
faking a medical emergency so they let me out of the escape room, thus winning
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
faking a medical emergency so they let me out of the escape room, thus winning
Saying something stupid to get everyone riled up and then saying "hit dogs holler" when they get angry
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Saying something stupid to get everyone riled up and then saying "hit dogs holler" when they get angry
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how it feels to chew 5 gum
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
how it feels to chew 5 gum
If David Lynch directed the Shining even he couldn't make a room look as weird and f*cked up as this
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If David Lynch directed the Shining even he couldn't make a room look as weird and f*cked up as this
My pornhub wrapped just told me I need jesus
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My pornhub wrapped just told me I need jesus
My discord wrapped says I hatched 9 terrorist plots
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My discord wrapped says I hatched 9 terrorist plots
What happened to Charlie Kirk haven't heard about him recently
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What happened to Charlie Kirk haven't heard about him recently
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cop pulling someone else over: haha fuck yeah!
cop pulling me over: what the fuck. this fucking sucks
cop pulling me over: what the fuck. this fucking sucks
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
cop pulling someone else over: haha fuck yeah!
cop pulling me over: what the fuck. this fucking sucks
cop pulling me over: what the fuck. this fucking sucks
Happy Gotcha Day to my orange goblin Harold
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to my orange goblin Harold
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bras are a conspiracy being propped up by Big Naturals
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bras are a conspiracy being propped up by Big Naturals
Its giving Giving Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Its giving Giving Tuesday
This orange raccoon keeps breaking into my things
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This orange raccoon keeps breaking into my things
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I regret to report that a comment saying a lasagna cat video is 10 years old is now itself 10 years old
July 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I regret to report that a comment saying a lasagna cat video is 10 years old is now itself 10 years old
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If Kamala was prez we'd all be eating shredded cheese out of the fridge in the dark at 2am no pants or underwear on just a T shirt the cat is watching and begging for some
June 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If Kamala was prez we'd all be eating shredded cheese out of the fridge in the dark at 2am no pants or underwear on just a T shirt the cat is watching and begging for some
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Calling animal control to see if they can get my ornery cat in control
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Calling animal control to see if they can get my ornery cat in control
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It is easier for an indecisive cat to decide to enter the gates of heaven than for a fat cat to fit in the tiniest cardboard box
December 12, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It is easier for an indecisive cat to decide to enter the gates of heaven than for a fat cat to fit in the tiniest cardboard box
Me (explaining twerking to 17th century peasants): it's sort of like gesticulating your buttocks one at a time, oh why did I decide to use that time machine and why am I explaining twerking to the first people I met.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me (explaining twerking to 17th century peasants): it's sort of like gesticulating your buttocks one at a time, oh why did I decide to use that time machine and why am I explaining twerking to the first people I met.
Why should we release people sexually attracted to Jeffrey Epstein?
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why should we release people sexually attracted to Jeffrey Epstein?
top three twilight zone episodes
1 the hitch hiker
2 the howling man
3 the rip van winkle capers
1 the hitch hiker
2 the howling man
3 the rip van winkle capers
top three twilight zone episodes
1. the monsters are due on maple street
2. it's a good life
3. a stop at willoughby
1. the monsters are due on maple street
2. it's a good life
3. a stop at willoughby
What are your top 3 Twilight Zone episodes?
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
top three twilight zone episodes
1 the hitch hiker
2 the howling man
3 the rip van winkle capers
1 the hitch hiker
2 the howling man
3 the rip van winkle capers
me (meeting tobey maguire): you were in spider-men, were you not?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
me (meeting tobey maguire): you were in spider-men, were you not?
A Minnesota style escape room where you're playing as guests who keep slapping their knees and say "welp better get going" for 2 hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A Minnesota style escape room where you're playing as guests who keep slapping their knees and say "welp better get going" for 2 hours
Nightmare cousin rotation
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Nightmare cousin rotation
I don't like that Jack White is blue now. He should've stayed red.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't like that Jack White is blue now. He should've stayed red.
Fine I'll start my own casino with Bojack and Horseman
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Fine I'll start my own casino with Bojack and Horseman