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Garf Lasang
@joehuiras.bsky.social
Loves orange cats, hates orange man

he/him
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
faking a medical emergency so they let me out of the escape room, thus winning
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Saying something stupid to get everyone riled up and then saying "hit dogs holler" when they get angry
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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how it feels to chew 5 gum
October 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
If David Lynch directed the Shining even he couldn't make a room look as weird and f*cked up as this
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My pornhub wrapped just told me I need jesus
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My discord wrapped says I hatched 9 terrorist plots
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What happened to Charlie Kirk haven't heard about him recently
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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cop pulling someone else over: haha fuck yeah!

cop pulling me over: what the fuck. this fucking sucks
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to my orange goblin Harold
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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bras are a conspiracy being propped up by Big Naturals
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Its giving Giving Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This orange raccoon keeps breaking into my things
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I regret to report that a comment saying a lasagna cat video is 10 years old is now itself 10 years old
July 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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If Kamala was prez we'd all be eating shredded cheese out of the fridge in the dark at 2am no pants or underwear on just a T shirt the cat is watching and begging for some
June 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Calling animal control to see if they can get my ornery cat in control
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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It is easier for an indecisive cat to decide to enter the gates of heaven than for a fat cat to fit in the tiniest cardboard box
December 12, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Me (explaining twerking to 17th century peasants): it's sort of like gesticulating your buttocks one at a time, oh why did I decide to use that time machine and why am I explaining twerking to the first people I met.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Why should we release people sexually attracted to Jeffrey Epstein?
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
top three twilight zone episodes

1 the hitch hiker
2 the howling man
3 the rip van winkle capers
top three twilight zone episodes

1. the monsters are due on maple street
2. it's a good life
3. a stop at willoughby
What are your top 3 Twilight Zone episodes?
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
me (meeting tobey maguire): you were in spider-men, were you not?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A Minnesota style escape room where you're playing as guests who keep slapping their knees and say "welp better get going" for 2 hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Nightmare cousin rotation
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't like that Jack White is blue now. He should've stayed red.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fine I'll start my own casino with Bojack and Horseman
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM