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Joe Fisto
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I have approximate knowledge of many things
Original post deleted. The NG members may still be alive.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When people have very long fingernails it triggers some horror deep in my brain. I think it is because it makes the hands look way too large and thin, almost inhuman. A uncanny valley type of thing.

I assume the person is a fan of touching rusty spoons.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Carville (pictured below) hasn't had a good political idea or strategy in decades. Why anyone listens to him is beyond me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Being a king must be awful. Imagine being the most powerful person in the land, and having to sit on a chair made out of stone or swords, not a cushion in sight. Are gluteal abscesses the #1 killer of kings?
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Baby, here I am, I'm the man on the scene
I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me
I've got some good old lovin', and I got some more in store
When I get through throwin' it on you, you got to come back for more
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He can get these from John Oliver. Maybe it'll help.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hmm I wonder what prompted this change
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This guy is the best new internet laughingstock. Goes by King Azoulay. Claims to have beaten up adults at the age of 5. Claims to have run underground fight clubs for the Russian mafia. Claims to have fought 30 guys at once and won. Claims people msg him saying he’s the new Jesus Christ. HILARIOUS
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don’t understand why the Monster energy people are making a drink for women. They already do, it’s the white one.
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Breaking: safety.bsky.app has suspended Bugs Bunny for posing this photo of his nemesis Daffy. The term “duck season” was flagged as a death threat.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Elon using a planet destroying machine to live out the fantasy of someone actually loving him. Something that has not, and will not ever happen.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
These lame-ass motherfuckers won't let us have one win without being wet blankets. I bet this author was the one who always reminded the teacher to assign homework.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Phantom Rider has endorsed Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Wow Hakeem Jeffries said something stupid?
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This asmongold fella sure is a piece of shit.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I had to check 10 or so articles to get a list of the states suing the Trump admin over SNAP benefits not being fulfilled. Why did I have to check a british outlet to get this information?

Anyway, if your state isn't on the list, why? Why isn't your state trying to protect its poorest citizens?
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Man the new photos of the Republican dudes in that racist group chat are wild
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I don't know anything about this channel. It was on my recommended page. Took the screenshot before hitting the 'do not recommend' button.

It might be the most cringe thumbnail I've ever seen.
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Over at the hellsite, a lady posted the she voted for Mamdani. This caused people to start posting like anime villains. The screenshot is apparently a big account, and they’re serious. There are other posters doing the same thing.

What the fuck is wrong with people?
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM