Joe Fan Jon
@joefanjon.bsky.social
GI Joe collector, gamer, writer, reviewer, editor, eater, sleeper, and cat lover. In that order.
May New York City lead this country back into the light.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May New York City lead this country back into the light.
I thought I got raptured, but it turned out to be a reaction to last night's Taco Bell.
I guess I'll have to pay the power bill now.
I guess I'll have to pay the power bill now.
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I thought I got raptured, but it turned out to be a reaction to last night's Taco Bell.
I guess I'll have to pay the power bill now.
I guess I'll have to pay the power bill now.
I wonder what company the Karen from the Phillies-Marlins game last night is CEO of...
September 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I wonder what company the Karen from the Phillies-Marlins game last night is CEO of...
The most unrealistic thing in the new Superman -- a movie about a guy who can fly -- is that the billionaire villain goes to jail in the end. Oh Hollywood, you and your silly make believes....
July 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The most unrealistic thing in the new Superman -- a movie about a guy who can fly -- is that the billionaire villain goes to jail in the end. Oh Hollywood, you and your silly make believes....
Nintendo has lost its god damned mind. The "Virtual Game Card" system is the stupidest thing to ever happen to home gaming. They should be ashamed of themselves.
June 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nintendo has lost its god damned mind. The "Virtual Game Card" system is the stupidest thing to ever happen to home gaming. They should be ashamed of themselves.
This is what happens when you elect someone with the IQ of a bowling pin.
April 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is what happens when you elect someone with the IQ of a bowling pin.
The goal must be to tank the stock market and drain social security so no one can ever retire.
March 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The goal must be to tank the stock market and drain social security so no one can ever retire.
Happy New Year, friends.
January 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Happy New Year, friends.
Thank you @mikemcmahan.bsky.social for a wonderful five seasons and 50 episodes of the very best of Star Trek. You seemed to honor the past by telling provocative and often hilarious original stories. It was masterfully done and I applaud you and your team. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Thank you @mikemcmahan.bsky.social for a wonderful five seasons and 50 episodes of the very best of Star Trek. You seemed to honor the past by telling provocative and often hilarious original stories. It was masterfully done and I applaud you and your team. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Remember Remember the 4th of December...
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Remember Remember the 4th of December...
How shitty of a person were you in life (and the career you chose) that people are actively celebrating your death!? Maybe other CEOs should pay attention.
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
How shitty of a person were you in life (and the career you chose) that people are actively celebrating your death!? Maybe other CEOs should pay attention.
Happy Thanksgiving! Today's the day you can have that extra slice of pie, and not feel guilty. The guilt will come tomorrow, along with the epic bowel movements and equally epic plunging of the toilets.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Today's the day you can have that extra slice of pie, and not feel guilty. The guilt will come tomorrow, along with the epic bowel movements and equally epic plunging of the toilets.
I absolutely hate Gus Johnson. He is -- by a mile -- the worst announcer in sports history. Every word out of his mouth is the worst word ever spoken by a human being, and he never stops talking. It's just hours of nothing, often shouted for no reason.
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I absolutely hate Gus Johnson. He is -- by a mile -- the worst announcer in sports history. Every word out of his mouth is the worst word ever spoken by a human being, and he never stops talking. It's just hours of nothing, often shouted for no reason.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is a fun and fast entry in this long-running series, and the smooth gameplay and tight campaign makes it one of the best entries in years. Here's my full review.
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'Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6' Review: As The World Burns
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 takes players to the world of off-the-record espionage using real-world events to craft a solid campaign and fast and fun multiplayer.
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November 9, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 is a fun and fast entry in this long-running series, and the smooth gameplay and tight campaign makes it one of the best entries in years. Here's my full review.
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You know what? I don't care anymore. This entire country and everyone living in it -- and I mean EVERYONE -- deserves what we are about to get. I hope it all burns to the ground.
November 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
You know what? I don't care anymore. This entire country and everyone living in it -- and I mean EVERYONE -- deserves what we are about to get. I hope it all burns to the ground.
Note to self: Don't get your flu shot on the same day Call of Duty comes out. It's really hard to play a first person shooter when you are battling waves of nausea. Oooof.
October 26, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Note to self: Don't get your flu shot on the same day Call of Duty comes out. It's really hard to play a first person shooter when you are battling waves of nausea. Oooof.
Today is Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom Day! What you do with this information is up to you.
September 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Today is Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom Day! What you do with this information is up to you.
There is no better phrase in all of sports than Stanley Cup Final Game 7. Well, I lied. There's one: Stanley Cup Final Game 7 Overtime.
June 24, 2024 at 1:23 PM
There is no better phrase in all of sports than Stanley Cup Final Game 7. Well, I lied. There's one: Stanley Cup Final Game 7 Overtime.
Does anyone know if ESPN will bother washing the taste of the Knicks out of their mouths before they get on their knees for the Celtics?
May 20, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Does anyone know if ESPN will bother washing the taste of the Knicks out of their mouths before they get on their knees for the Celtics?
ESPN/ABC should be embarrassed by their coverage of the Knicks-Pacers Game 7 yesterday. But then again, It's ESPN and they already make sports unwatchable. I guess it was just a normal Sunday for them.
May 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
ESPN/ABC should be embarrassed by their coverage of the Knicks-Pacers Game 7 yesterday. But then again, It's ESPN and they already make sports unwatchable. I guess it was just a normal Sunday for them.
Happy Stellar Blade Day Eve!
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
April 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Happy Stellar Blade Day Eve!
It's a thing.
It's a thing.
Be mighty. Be Humble. Be mighty humble.
April 20, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Be mighty. Be Humble. Be mighty humble.
People are losing their minds getting excited about the eclipse, but as a nightshift worker, I'm just looking forward to sleeping in the dark for a few minutes in the afternoon.
April 6, 2024 at 5:15 PM
People are losing their minds getting excited about the eclipse, but as a nightshift worker, I'm just looking forward to sleeping in the dark for a few minutes in the afternoon.
Thanks to their ridiculous social media beef, I'm reminded that both Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin are still alive, and that Sliver is a terrible movie.
March 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Thanks to their ridiculous social media beef, I'm reminded that both Sharon Stone and Billy Baldwin are still alive, and that Sliver is a terrible movie.
I jerked off into a ziplock bag and froze it, and now I'm claiming the bags as dependents on my taxes. Just playing the game with the rules presented to me.
February 24, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I jerked off into a ziplock bag and froze it, and now I'm claiming the bags as dependents on my taxes. Just playing the game with the rules presented to me.