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Kermit the Bunny hugging frog meets Bobby Drop Tables.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Instant block for Brexards, Trumpanzees, Flat Earthers, Climate Deniers, AntiVaccer etc. etc. etc.
To our Canadian neighbours: Google appears to be rather forgetful about Canadian stores. Big massive Atlantic Superstore near Portland street in Dartmouth just vanished. Luckily the NSLC is still there 😀
Not the first time either I noticed that.
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Flag is incorrect. The proper version:
October 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ich kann es gerne nochmal posten.
Wo glaubst du ist das aufgenommen?
October 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I'm just randomly posting this:

Time: "Everyone parts with everything eventually, my dear".
September 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I just post this here...
September 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
September 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also re. his yacht, from this story, no mentioning of a golden toilet either:
www.thehullstory.com/allarticles/...
September 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
And yet, no evidence exists of the mythical golden toilet.
You also seem to confuse the Eagles Nest with the Berghof, Hitlers actual home next door. Surely he would have installed it there?
Or is it this you are referring to?
September 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What "other lines"?
September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Time to install one of these. I'm sick and tired seeing the orange ShitStain™ or that alien RFK‡ masquerading as a human on every second web page I call up.
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
August 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He is "concerned"?

The word he meant to say is "COMPLICIT".
August 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Looks like The Onion had it right:
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
July 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What, like Ireland?
Seems to be working just fine.
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This from The Guardian, the perfect depiction of Keir Starver:
June 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As relevant today as it was in 2016:
June 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Karma is a bitch, innit?
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sounds about right
June 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"It gives us unprecedented access to the EU market, the best of any country"
Really, Mr. Starmer?
Such a short memory?
We were a MEMBER!
May 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
May 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
April 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Exactly!
April 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
About time!
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM