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Joe Audino
@joeaudino.bsky.social
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Geek. Roller Derby Announcer. Mask Wearer. He/Him.
Co-founder - historic4thavecoalition.org
Ex-Treasurer - bnctucson.org
Tucsonan, Philadelphia Phan
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He's pretty cool, poems are great, and here's a sculpture of his head (allegedly!):
Picture of a large metal sculpture of a head. In the background are buildings and s streetcar. The sculpture is silver in color and made up of letters of the alphabet.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Hey y'all, I need some data for my statistics class, so this being the Internet: do you have a cat? Y/N

Also, what is your gender? I can use male, female, other, or prefer not to say. Thanks!

Picture of my neighborhood cat friend for cat tax:
A cat eating some food off a white dish. It is dark, but the cat is under a light, in front of the screen door to my carport. The dish is on concrete, the cat is orange, and you can see my right hand petting the cat.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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someone backlit in foreground says "source?" A large blue man, Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, hovers and says "I made it up"
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Needs to not just cover up the current tat, but get a new one:
Picture of a protest, one of the protesters in the foreground is flying the "Straw Hat Pirate" flag, a smiling jolly roger skull and crossbones with a straw hat on.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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while I'm here, let me add a contender for my current favorite Tucson business name:

Think I can get a pastrami and pedicure here? Mortadella and massage? A pound of mozzarella and a manicure?
A business is located behind a chain link fence. The walkway to it is broken unevenly. There is a trash dumpster on the front porch. The lighted sign above the porch says "INDELI SPA"
October 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Always makes me think of Tucson's former favorite bead emporium.
A bead store in a strip mall. There is a handicapped parking space sign in front. There's a neon "Open" sign in the window and above that it says "YARNS." The name of the store is above the window, in purple and teal. It is "back door beads"
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A white cat has a sheet over its head with eye, mouth, and ear holes cut out, in the fashion of a simple "ghost" Halloween costume. Text says "This month I will not be a silly goose Now I am a spooky goose"
October 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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damn, finding out why they call it "Smash"burger
It's a screenshot of an email header. It says "Top your side like you mean it From: Smashburger To joe@ .org Date Today 08:31"
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I just like that the first comment on that, after the deconstruction, is "I'm a YIMBY and I agree." 😆

To steal from fuelgrannie, when they say "Econ 101: SuPpLy & DeMaND," :
A dragon breathing fire on a city and its residents. The dragon is labeled Econ 201, the roasted people are labeled YIMBYs.
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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A tweet from user "carmeb" @therealcbrad. The post says "I do not want an AI assisted experience I want water in the Colorado river" The post is set against a scenic landscape background, with trees, blue sky, clouds, and mountains.
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I'm against all Nazis, but also I have to take the opportunity to use the gif.
September 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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No no, I said I'm a *Laber* attorney.
a picture of an office in a strip mall. There are cars out front and a green awning that says "Laber & Laber, Attorneys"
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Now brewing in Joe's Coffee Corner (the only part of The Joe Extended Universe not in absolute shambles), from JBC Coffee Roasters, Madison, WI.

We'll start with tasting both the Ethiopian Supernatural in the front and the Supernatural peeking out from the background between the two new bags :)
Two bags of coffee with elaborate illustrations on them. The one on the left has a label that says "Banko Chelchele Ethiopia Supernatural," and there are black and white drawings of giraffes, elephants and other trees that reflect the coffee's African origin. On the right is a coffee that says "Noe Misael Villatoro Guatemala." The illustrations on the right bag are in a clay brownish color and feature a stepped pyramid and other Mayan imagery that Guatemala is noted for.
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Yeah, I got around to it.
A sticker on a light blue background. Near the top, in red on white it says "I Voted" Below that is a dark blue landscape outline of Cacti and other native plants. Closer to the bottom, in white, the sticker says "A:ñi 'ant wodalt Yo Voting Pima County AZ"
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Ok, which one of y'all was trying to take me to lunch?
A text message dated Tuesday, September 16. It says "Booked: True Food Kitchen - Tucson for 2 on 9/16/25 Tue 1:00 PM." It's then gives a link to the reservation.
September 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A tweet from "Matt" @mattxiv The post says "in america if you don't mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from you job" Below text is a the meme of Yeonmi Park, an Asian woman in a while shirt with headphones on and a podcast microphone in front of her.
September 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I hope you're enjoying my package, Madison, Wisconsin
An online shipping notification. It says "We Have Your Package Madison, WI, United State 9/15/20205, 6:55 P.M."
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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lol, I bought 10 different pens last month because I couldn't find my old ones, but going through drawers & files... behold: the last four Pentel R-204A Micro-fine Metal Tip 0.2mm Superball pens! And they all work!
A box of pens, its a white box that says "Pentel Superball Metal Tip Micro Fine 12 Black ink 0.2mm Micro-Fine Roller Ball Pens The superior quality roller ball pen unmatched in performance and -Exceptionally crisp, dark, smooth lines - Up to 25% longer writeout than competition -Comfortable precision balanced barrel - Metal tip for notes, carbons, and general writing" There is a picture of the black pen towards the right of the box
September 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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A screenshot from the TV show Breaking Bad. Walt and Jesse are sitting at a table in a restaurant, and Walt is about to ask Jesse "what the fuck are you talking about?"
September 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Look, I'm not *proud* that I have a bunch of these around, however, you never know when you might need one.
A roll of blue stickers that say, in white, "FOR RECTAL USE ONLY" There is a drawing of a pair of jorts, outlined in white, next to the text.
September 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Costco
$1.50 hot dogs
a bumper sticker in the "coexist" style, except it says "Costco $1.50 hot dogs"
September 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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hashtag Tucson Memes

art by Burke Morrill (I think!)
On a blue background, a blonde woman is seen from behind, turning towards you. She has a lightbulb in her hand and her bra is falling off. Below her is the Tucson Electric Power logo in white and yellow. The text, in black, at the bottom says "We're fucking you with the LIGHTS ON!" In the bottom left is the artists' signature, BM.
August 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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New pen day is a good day. Got the sampler from JetPens so I can take the notes, but I also couldn't resist buying the gothiest pen.

It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
A bundle of cheapish ballpoint pens sit on an invoice from JetPens.com. There is also a white box on the invoice. What is in it? Is it moar pen? A Parker Jotter ballpoint pen, sitting in a white box. Under the box is the black box the white one slides into. You can see the PA in Parker sticking out from under the white box. The pen itself is matte black with a black clip. So black.
August 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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"studying"*

*watching today's @phlyflyers.bsky.social. For testing.
The PHLY Flyers podcast starring Kelly Hinkle, playing on an old HP laptop. Kelly (aka @hinx) has reddish hair and is wearing a black Pearl Jam shirt that says "Broad Street" in orange. She's sitting on the podcast set behind a desk, with a laptop open in front of her, looking foxy as heck, talking smart about hockey.
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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omg. These @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social shirts for OPEIU Local 153.
A blue shirt with a black and white inflatable rat wearing pixelated/8-bit sunglasses. Behind the rat are red and orange flames. Above the rat it says "Local 153 opeiu" in a cursive font. Below the rat it says "for 2025 ZOHRAN A CITY WE CAN AFFORD" in a blocky orange font.
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM