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Jodie Griffin
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Writes books w/happily-ever-afters. Takes pictures. Hunts the moon. Loves chocolate. Hates confrontation. Wife, mom, smartass. She/Her.
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Skelly is dressed for the season. 😁
#SpookyChristmas
A smallish smiling skeleton hanging near my fridge, wearing green hat and sweater with reindeer on them. He also has a red and green scarf on.
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Forgot about this one!
#TeamNaughty
A white woman with curly gray hair and glasses holding a big red pillow that says NAUGHTY in block letters of various colors.
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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#TeamNaughty
I need more!
5 different mugs sitting on a counter. Three just say naughty, one says "I'm on the naughty list" and the other says "how can I be naughty and still get what I want?"
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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New friend. 😊
A palm sized, round wooden santa figure with a light up nose. If he was a bird, he'd be a borb....that round.
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Here's another 👀 thing from years ago. Tell me what you see.
#TeamNaughty
An ad for something called "Messiah's Mansion" which has two female angels kneeling on the ground, facing each other while praying, one each their wings up in the air and touching, and one each of their wings on the ground, almost touching. Behind them is what looks almost like, IDK, a building,? Maybe the mansion, but it's faded in the background, with white space above it. In the space between the 2 kneeling angels, it looks almost like a peen, where the bottom part is pink, and the curved tip is white. MABYE IT'S JUST ME.
December 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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👀
#TeamNaughty

(This shouldn't have to be said, but after the comments I got on the last thing I posted like this, I'm going to say it anyway: This is not a recommendation to use this as anything other than what it's intended for -- candy dispensing.)
An ad for an Elf OTS for $3.99 (USD) that says "Candy Included." The elf's gently rounded yet pointed elf hat sits atop his bulbous head, then tapers into a slender neck then widens out again for his elf jacket, then tapers in again to his legs, which are standing on a flared base. Yes, it's shaped exactly as you might think it was if your mind ever travels down the "Wow, this looks like a sex toy" path. Which mine does.
December 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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#TeamNaughty
Yes, I know it says pet collar and bandana. Your point? Because it says S/M in the upper right, too. So.
A white woman with curly gray hair and a mask holding a package that says happy holidays pet bandana and collar set with a collar and green and red plaid bandana that says "naughty and i know it." There is a size sticker (sure, jan) on it that says S/M.
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Morning moon.
#photography #moon
Closeup of a half moon in a blue sky with clouds.
December 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Morning moon.
#photography #moon
Morning half moon between the bare branches of a tree, in a blue sky.
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Another visit from some old friends, Candy and Caine....
#TeamNaughty #JodiesNaughtyElf
Two relatively large stuffed elf on the shelf soft dolls sitting side by side, holding a sign that says "smile if you've been naughty." Two relatively large stuffed elf on the shelf soft dolls, one on top of each other in a 69 position, in front of a sign that says "smile if you've been naughty."
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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:)
#TeamNaughty
A black and white photo of a white woman with curly gray hair and glasses holding a sign that says "'Im naughty and I know it." It's surrounded by holly leaves and berries, and is covering part of my face.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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#TeamNaughty
A white woman with curly gray hair and glasses in a red sweater, holding a green scraper on a wooden stick handle in front of her face. The green part has the word "naughty" on it. Im grinning behind it, because I know exactly how (besides scraping a bowl while making cookies) it might be used. And if your brain works like mine, you're probably grinning, too.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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#TeamNaughty
A little ceramic sign sitting on a red background. It says "Naughty or nice? Depends on who's asking." Below it is a package of black drink napkins decorated with the word "Naughty!" in red lettering.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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*spews coffee on keyboard*

Me, but reversed.
(Anxiety with a side of depression.)
A post from Boredwalk on FB for "cynical affirmations". They show one that says "Love these lunatics who say things like 'Choose happiness.' As if I saw happiness on the menu and was like 'None forme, thank you. I will have the depression with a side of anxiety, please.'" It is surrounded by cartoon clouds, birds, and flowers.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Mrs. Cardinal.
#photography #birds
A chonky female robin on a branch in the woods, with a tiny bit of snow falling around.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Cabin (ish) in the woods.
#photography
A falling down wooden building under and behind trees, with dried grasses in front, and snow on top of most of the branches.
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Wild teasel.
#Photography
A single dried wild teasel with snow on the tip. A cluster of several wild teasel, with crazy curled edges and snow on each tip.
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Snowy woods.
#photography
Snow covered bare branches in the woods.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The pond is a little icy.
#photography
A pond by a field, covered in a thin layer of ice.
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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We had a bit of snow yesterday.
#photography
Foxtail covered in snow.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Nature #photography thread for a moment of peace:
Bright red berries and yellow/green leaves.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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#TeamNaughty #JodiesNaughtyElf #Elfie
Elfie (a cute stuffed elf on the shelf, not the creep one, sitting wit her legs spread and a green metal mug with the words "How can I be naughty and still get what I want?" between them. Her hand sits on the top of the mug, thumbs up.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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BORB. 😍
#photography #birds #mourningdove #chonk
A mourning dove sitting on a fence, its feathers all poufed out so it looks very round, eye closed. it appears to be sleeping. Behind it is foliage with a light dusting of snow, and a few flakes falling around it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Not my meme (and I don't know who first did it, so I can't provide attribution) but I've seen it several times over the last year or two and it makes me laugh every time.
#OldBay #Maryland
Salt trucks on the road, dumping orange Old Bay seasoning instead of road salt. And the back of the snow plow / salt truck has a partial image of the familiar yellow, blue and red Old Bay tin, saying "Old Bay Seasoning, for seafood poultry salads meals."
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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My favorite necklace...
#TeamNaughty
A sepia photo of a not-young white woman with curly gray hair and glasses wearing a necklace that has a dangly charm that says "naughty", hanging above my cleavage. I'm wearing a low cut sweater with a black tank beneath. My curls are, well, doing that crazy winter thing of going whichever way they feel...or not at all, hanging wavy-straightish.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM