You should do it, fatso

You’ve never looked better, big guy

Sounds like we know where that tank came from

And instead, you got obese. You blew up. You traded a svelte figure for gallons of melted ice cream and disappearing notches on your belt.

All it had taken were a few smooth moves from a feeder to sink his career in football forever.

Now he was a cautionary tale about greed and excess.

He’d been blown up past the point of no return.

The best part? The hypno meant he had no idea.

But he’d find out soon enough when his bed broke

The only thing you’ll be getting rid of before speedo season is a half dozen ripped speedos 🤷🏼‍♂️