Jocelyn Shea Faust
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Jocelyn Shea Faust
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Final Girl Enthusiast | Writer | 🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙 | she/they
#amquerying undead slasher
#amwriting queer possession horror
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Are you looking for your dream girl?
Look no further than Gloria!
She’s perfect: doesn’t burp, doesn’t fart, doesn’t eat!
Her lungs don’t breathe, heart doesn’t beat, muscles are slowly atrophying beyond use!
If you’re looking for a girl who’s not gross, look no further, boys!
#ghostpit #Q #A #H
Watched Iron Lung. It’s kind of refreshing to watch a movie that doesn’t just tell you everything and lets you interpret
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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All vampires are gay...
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
We’re getting through winter on vitamin d supplements and a dream
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
My toxic trait is believing that high fantasy show/movie you love so much should have been animated.
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I’m so tired. Another person was killed by ICE in Minnesota today. These are high school bullies given guns and the permission to kill. Get the fuck out of my state!
January 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Whenever I work late any my wife is at home already she’ll send me this picture. At this point I just expect it.
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Making an effort to get some more progress for Indigo this year. Ive been struggling to set aside time for writing especially since moving but I hope to put in more consistent time for them. 🌨️
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The worst thing about having this week off is that I miss my wife and don’t have work to distract me from missing my wife
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
New years resolution is to work on things that make me happy and that feel fulfilling to complete. Whether that is home projects, writing, reading, or learning. I encourage anyone to simply taken on the task of building your life the way you want.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Two year campaign culminated in my character killing the big bad, an Eldritch being made of inky darkness who trapped us in a city of torment. His name was Blooper.
December 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Last game of a two year campaign last night lasted 9 hours. Wouldn’t have done it any other way. Many tears were cried.
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The very quick A Theory of Haunting by Sarah Monette got me to 50 books this year and with 7 days to spare!
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Finished The Spite House. 49/50 and one week to go
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Annual Christmas activity of family now asking me when my wife and I are having kids. If you want me to you can pay the 20k+ in adoption fees.
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m at 48 books this year. With two weeks left what are the chances I make it to 50?
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Stop giving us cookie jars! No more cookie jars!
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just started Maeve Fly by CJ Leede and already obsessed with this freak of a lady. Will hopefully not be my last book of 2025. (3 weeks left, I got this)
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Finished a book and that means I get to got to the ✨library✨ tomorrow
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s my least favorite time of the year: late cancel due to weather
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shout out to the guy at raising canes who said “omg you’re back” when I came through today. I only went because I forgot my lunch today. Kind of glad I did. Have a great day!
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
DnD isn’t about fighting monsters or exploring dungeons. It’s about npcs named after real life people being little fantasy versions of themselves. Yesterday my players met a halfling town hall clerk named Tim Smalz.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Everyday I have to go to work and pretend to be normal about Caleb Widogast. Do you understand what an ordeal this is?
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Pictures taken before a tragedy: reading my book all cozy this morning because I didn’t realize it had snowed and I needed to shovel.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Only two more friends to shop for and then…my parents. Oh god
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The snow has arrived here and it has taken the last shreds of my sanity. I am not made for it to get dark at 4pm.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM