Joburt
@joburtus-maximus.bsky.social
CIS, any/all, white man, supporting feminism and lgbt because it's the right thing to do. This is my public account. All opinions are mine and not my employer's.
That guy has done plenty that should get him into trouble and hasn't suffered NEARLY enough consequences for my tastes.
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That guy has done plenty that should get him into trouble and hasn't suffered NEARLY enough consequences for my tastes.
No luck this time I'm afraid. It's supposed to be even bigger than BG3.
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No luck this time I'm afraid. It's supposed to be even bigger than BG3.
Lizards are popular folk around Larian studios it seems. lol
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Lizards are popular folk around Larian studios it seems. lol
Piracy has never been more morally justified.
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Piracy has never been more morally justified.
Going from Miss Piggy being on stage to a video of a woman going full cowgirl on a lizard man while some dude is being burned alive was certainly a tonal shift for the game awards. lol
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Going from Miss Piggy being on stage to a video of a woman going full cowgirl on a lizard man while some dude is being burned alive was certainly a tonal shift for the game awards. lol
As if I needed more reason to hate Jimmy Fallon.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As if I needed more reason to hate Jimmy Fallon.
Revin up your oven, just got home from the grocery store, metal under tension, frying pan is ready to go
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Revin up your oven, just got home from the grocery store, metal under tension, frying pan is ready to go
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Hiiiiighway toooo the comfort zone!
Riiiiide in toooooo the comfort zone!
Removing them from office should be easier than it is.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Removing them from office should be easier than it is.
"What are your practical skills?" - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"What are your practical skills?" - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
"I can use the tools of a system to destroy that system." - Nazis
"Anything else?" - Interviewer
"No. Once I've destroyed the system it's pretty much death for everyone until I'm stopped." - Nazis
"Hmmmm..." - Interviewer
I will not be satisfied with anything less than testicular torsion for everyone who had a hand in that crap.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I will not be satisfied with anything less than testicular torsion for everyone who had a hand in that crap.
Jacob is at the top of my "must save in a zombie apocalypse scenario" list, before the doctors or guys with too many guns.
December 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jacob is at the top of my "must save in a zombie apocalypse scenario" list, before the doctors or guys with too many guns.
People should emotionally connect with other people, not their computers.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
People should emotionally connect with other people, not their computers.
There's only one way to deal with dragons.
a dragon with a blue eye is standing on a rocky hillside .
ALT: a dragon with a blue eye is standing on a rocky hillside .
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November 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There's only one way to deal with dragons.
Acting is about emotion. AI cannot convey emotion because it doesn't have emotion.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Acting is about emotion. AI cannot convey emotion because it doesn't have emotion.
Had a similar problem with that stupid Soda Pop song from KPDH. I listened to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E to make it go away.
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Had a similar problem with that stupid Soda Pop song from KPDH. I listened to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E to make it go away.
Biden is 1-0 against Trump and it'll always be that way.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Biden is 1-0 against Trump and it'll always be that way.
He can undo executive orders via new executive orders but bills Biden signed into law, he can't undo on his own.
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He can undo executive orders via new executive orders but bills Biden signed into law, he can't undo on his own.
His Mormon upbringing predisposes him towards conflict avoidance and so when he should be calling those people hog slop mongers, he instead calls them "art directors".
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
His Mormon upbringing predisposes him towards conflict avoidance and so when he should be calling those people hog slop mongers, he instead calls them "art directors".
I hope you're right friendo.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hope you're right friendo.
Me waiting for the old pokemon games to be available on their virtual consoles.
a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me waiting for the old pokemon games to be available on their virtual consoles.
There is no good use of AI, just varying degrees of bad uses for it. Some more forgivable than others. Replacing voice actors with it is unforgivable IMO.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is no good use of AI, just varying degrees of bad uses for it. Some more forgivable than others. Replacing voice actors with it is unforgivable IMO.