Lou Orichalcum Phillips
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yelling theater in a crowded fire
god these @apnews.com AI-generated stories are IMPOSSIBLE to read www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
Switzerland's Franjo von Allmen wins Olympic men's downhill
Swiss racer Franjo von Allmen captured the Olympic downhill Saturday to win the first gold medal at the Milan Cortina Games.
www.espn.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
god these @apnews.com AI-generated stories are IMPOSSIBLE to read www.espn.com/olympics/sto...
This story is so goofy, betting sites present situations that should literally happen every day as though they're some kind of historic win
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This story is so goofy, betting sites present situations that should literally happen every day as though they're some kind of historic win
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
tartartar sauce
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 AM
tartartar sauce
I guess we should celebrate high school science education for all the people who stopped there but think their beliefs are in tandem with Science
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I guess we should celebrate high school science education for all the people who stopped there but think their beliefs are in tandem with Science
man it is unfortunate when you are surrounded by conflict-avoidant people and you choose to partake in a modicum of conflict
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 AM
man it is unfortunate when you are surrounded by conflict-avoidant people and you choose to partake in a modicum of conflict
Carson Beck needs to perform self-stigmata on the field to win God’s favor
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Carson Beck needs to perform self-stigmata on the field to win God’s favor
being oppositional in a time when everybody is sad and mentally ill is kind of amazing
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
being oppositional in a time when everybody is sad and mentally ill is kind of amazing
If you like Crystal Skull more than Dial of Destiny you should be chemically castrated, goodnight
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 AM
If you like Crystal Skull more than Dial of Destiny you should be chemically castrated, goodnight
the combined fuckin f = ma of the Pats defenders at the moment they sack Herbert has to be a record, these dudes are FLYING into him
January 12, 2026 at 4:04 AM
the combined fuckin f = ma of the Pats defenders at the moment they sack Herbert has to be a record, these dudes are FLYING into him
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHEESE GRATERS ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHEESE GRATERS ON AMAZON RIGHT NOW
how long are the Cavs gonna act like this isn't how it is
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
how long are the Cavs gonna act like this isn't how it is
This McAfee shit is embarrassing, we don’t need to see him fuckin gurning after every play
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
This McAfee shit is embarrassing, we don’t need to see him fuckin gurning after every play
Took a gummy tonight, pulled out a book and my first thought was WHAT ENTITY FROM THIS STORY IS COMMUNICATING THE CHAPTER TITLES TO ME???
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Took a gummy tonight, pulled out a book and my first thought was WHAT ENTITY FROM THIS STORY IS COMMUNICATING THE CHAPTER TITLES TO ME???
Few cultural movements are more hilarious than straight online-addicted virgins reinvigorating the term "queer" so they can steal victimization from actual gay people.
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Few cultural movements are more hilarious than straight online-addicted virgins reinvigorating the term "queer" so they can steal victimization from actual gay people.
How many souls would there need to be before you thought Lane Kiffin had one of them? 5 billion?
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
How many souls would there need to be before you thought Lane Kiffin had one of them? 5 billion?
Super excited for the national sports media to grab onto like 3 Ohio State fans out of 10 million tweeting frivolous threats at Ryan Day and deciding we're all lunatics who don't deserve this dumb meathead as our coach
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Super excited for the national sports media to grab onto like 3 Ohio State fans out of 10 million tweeting frivolous threats at Ryan Day and deciding we're all lunatics who don't deserve this dumb meathead as our coach
Reposted by Lou Orichalcum Phillips
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
I get that he’s better than most meathead coaches, but Ryan Day is a fucking dumb meathead, and no Ohio State fan should be shamed for wanting us to be better than a fucking dumb meathead who can’t understand elementary clock management
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I get that he’s better than most meathead coaches, but Ryan Day is a fucking dumb meathead, and no Ohio State fan should be shamed for wanting us to be better than a fucking dumb meathead who can’t understand elementary clock management
Multimillion dollar program and nobody can convince the meathead coaches of this
It blows my mind that almost no coach actually understands to use timeouts BEFORE the two-minute timeout. Elko just let 30 seconds run off the clock!
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Multimillion dollar program and nobody can convince the meathead coaches of this
Ryan Day letting the clock run down to two minutes because he’s a fucking dumb meathead
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ryan Day letting the clock run down to two minutes because he’s a fucking dumb meathead
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
Kinda hilarious how often in college football the refs just decide not to call any penalties at all as some sort of bastardized compromise
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Kinda hilarious how often in college football the refs just decide not to call any penalties at all as some sort of bastardized compromise
lol we’re still doing this?
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lol we’re still doing this?
football players are going a little bit overboard on the religion these days
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
football players are going a little bit overboard on the religion these days
Great art elevates the discourse about itself.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great art elevates the discourse about itself.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.