Joanna Grossman
@joannagrossman.bsky.social
Law professor. Three-boy mom. Aging, decrepit ultrarunner. Social justice warrior. Dream is to own a fluffy cow.
Remembering for no particular reason the line in Jenny Sanford’s memoir (Staying True) that her future husband Mark Sanford did not want to include a vow of fidelity in their wedding ceremony. . . .
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Remembering for no particular reason the line in Jenny Sanford’s memoir (Staying True) that her future husband Mark Sanford did not want to include a vow of fidelity in their wedding ceremony. . . .
Timeline cleanser: this is my friend Elky, and her 100 best friends, also named Elky.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Timeline cleanser: this is my friend Elky, and her 100 best friends, also named Elky.
No and no. Next question?
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No and no. Next question?
Probably overpromising but I’m willing to try anything at this point.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Probably overpromising but I’m willing to try anything at this point.
Thanks to the Soros Foundation for this very progressional sign.
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Thanks to the Soros Foundation for this very progressional sign.
And eyeballing the new pickleball court for some r&r.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And eyeballing the new pickleball court for some r&r.
They are keeping a watchful eye out for Trumpian dipshittery.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They are keeping a watchful eye out for Trumpian dipshittery.
They are building up their forces.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They are building up their forces.
They are educating themselves at the local high school about the dangers of fascism.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They are educating themselves at the local high school about the dangers of fascism.
They are preparing to fight for our freedom.
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They are preparing to fight for our freedom.
I only saw two police officers at our rally, and they were both assigned to keep protesters a safe distance from the elks.
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I only saw two police officers at our rally, and they were both assigned to keep protesters a safe distance from the elks.
Four bull elk took time away from mating to join the No Kings protest in Estes Park, Colorado. That’s how serious this is.
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Four bull elk took time away from mating to join the No Kings protest in Estes Park, Colorado. That’s how serious this is.
Even the elk are shocked by the rapid descent into dictatorship.
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Even the elk are shocked by the rapid descent into dictatorship.
This is Elk for No Kings.
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is Elk for No Kings.
Anyone need a low-stakes elk fight to clear their minds of the news?
October 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anyone need a low-stakes elk fight to clear their minds of the news?
Sure, everything is shit but this really cool bear walked through my backyard last night.
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sure, everything is shit but this really cool bear walked through my backyard last night.
Counterpoint: No, it wasn’t. Also wtf is wrong with you?
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Counterpoint: No, it wasn’t. Also wtf is wrong with you?
I guess I’m not the only one asking this question.
October 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I guess I’m not the only one asking this question.
Thanks for the warning about the glass ceiling.
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thanks for the warning about the glass ceiling.
This is a painfully bad analogy. A better one would be if a sexual assault victim had previously argued that sexual assault was a tolerable price to pay for some other freedom and encouraged people to vote for leaders who would make sexual assault more likely. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/o...
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is a painfully bad analogy. A better one would be if a sexual assault victim had previously argued that sexual assault was a tolerable price to pay for some other freedom and encouraged people to vote for leaders who would make sexual assault more likely. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/17/o...
Timeline cleanser—my new moose friend “Frank the Tank.”
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Timeline cleanser—my new moose friend “Frank the Tank.”