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Autumn Sweater
@jnotj.bsky.social
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Fix your hearts and/or die

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Yassified GW Bush loving this news
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
Aurora borealis over south Minneapolis
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Even near the airport
Aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A masterpiece
Short story title from "The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven" by Sherman Alexie: Jesus Christ's Half-Brother is Alive and Well on the Spokane Indian Reservation
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Hrrm
Wordle B(wrong) ITTY(correct) D(wrong) ITTY(correct)
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Dr Manhattan is tired of Earth's bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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can't remember why I made this, but this one goes out to the Dolls
The cover of HURT, but I (badly) blacked out the U so it says H RT
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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You said it better, but I always like a bit of timeline synchrony
A list of mine below OP, suggesting Mamdani and AOC decimate the Old Guard
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Vince McMahon meme getting increasingly excited
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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No thoughts, only light
A mostly white cat with black spots is on the corner of a bunk bed with his head fully up a lampshade bathed in light
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This is why we need Link
Armor Port @armorport.bsky.social Wife left years ago. Said I never had time for diapers, soccer practice, or sex. She was right—I was busy honing my martial virtue in the garage, barefoot, sweating under a dying bulb. She wanted warmth. I wanted discipline. The callouses. The heaving breath. The sound of the boots hitting asphalt.
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Airport caturday
A beautiful fluffy cat named Cashmere going through security at DIA #caturday
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Bugs bunny tuxedo meme: i wish ALL INTERNET SLEUTHS a very pleasant STOP
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Twin Cities represent
Big crowd in Minneapolis for #NoKings, including comrade Pikachu Minneapolis #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Garfield the cartoon cat, looking at a sign with a picture of himself in a circle with a line through it: Huh. I wonder who that's for.
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Deniro in Cape Fear, sitting alone in a movie theater smoking a stogie and laughing maniacally
October 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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tara shoe @tarashoe why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.
October 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Garfield smiling dopily at a picture of himself in a circle with a line through it: Huh. I wonder who that's for.
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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wint @dril another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 10:27 PM • Feb 19, 2012
August 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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In February 2013, it was widely reported in international media that Marak would be running again for the state assembly in Meghalaya, against some other oddly-named candidates, such as Frankenstein Momin and Billykid Sangma.
August 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Not one to blame the victim but
@jawbroken tweet: November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Lol
OP 'Muted by "Blue Annoyances"'
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Computer, enhance
Close-up of the figure's crotch as seen through the bottle. The texture is distorted to look like a hanging dingus
August 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Skyline synchrony
Screenshot of my timeline QT: new copypasta just dropped, quoting a person chastising someone else for being grateful for their loving marriage because they themselves are dealing with a nasty divorce Actual names: Mary A Jerk
August 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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In Summary It is clear that Trump himself boasted about entering contestant dressing rooms, but those comments occurred during a discussion about Miss USA and Miss Universe, not Miss Teen USA. However, real allegations from former contestants of both Miss Teen USA and Miss USA bolstered claims that Trump behaved inappropriately. However, given that the events occurred decades ago, and we only have the contradicting accounts from Trump himself, as well as his accusers' statements, we are unable to definitively say ourselves whether or not he actually entered the dressing rooms.
July 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM