What.

And they CAN get rabies, it's just very uncommon. They can also carry other diseases and parasites. I am saying all of this partially to convince myself to continue not snuggling the baby 'possum that visits our yard looking for unguarded cat food

We have a feral cat that we're trying to take enough to come inside (he's been fixed and gets shots, at least), so we discourage wild animals from staying. Otherwise I'd likely make room for the opossum, but try to keep it wild. No food, no snuggles.

The screenshot in question, of the article in the Onion, with the real ad. I just changed some NSFW text as though I were overdubbing a movie for 1990s broadcast TV.

I have a screenshot, but it is mid-filth, so, um

The ad for the TV show "the paper" seems a little on the nose but I trust your judgement.

Oh, I got one in Santa Cruz!

It might be doing continuous screenshots to see if you are playing a game.

Oh, roll with disadvantage

Putting it on because I am not a complete monster

You can say that again

Thank you for the opportunity to write an episode of Beedo, it means so much that you saw my fanfic and understood the vision: Beedo is all of us.

(it's explaining the jokes)

This article is brilliant, thank you

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