Mixmaster Sunbeam J
@jmspdly.bsky.social
Cack-handed. CPSU. Cat parent. Curmudgeon. Journalism BA (UQ, 1991). Virtue Signaller. Meanjin, Turrbal Nation, Australia.
Idea, inspired by #TheRookie :
Donald Trump is interviewed by a panel of female fourth-grade teachers.
Donald Trump is interviewed by a panel of female fourth-grade teachers.
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Idea, inspired by #TheRookie :
Donald Trump is interviewed by a panel of female fourth-grade teachers.
Donald Trump is interviewed by a panel of female fourth-grade teachers.
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social to get my Welsh accent going, I say ‘Rob Bryden, Rob Bryden’ a few times.
But, yes, tricky accent: after a few sentences, mine starts to sound South Asian.
But, yes, tricky accent: after a few sentences, mine starts to sound South Asian.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social to get my Welsh accent going, I say ‘Rob Bryden, Rob Bryden’ a few times.
But, yes, tricky accent: after a few sentences, mine starts to sound South Asian.
But, yes, tricky accent: after a few sentences, mine starts to sound South Asian.
Sometimes a comma splice looks better.
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Sometimes a comma splice looks better.
When I read the Robert’s-Smith defo decision, wasn’t there a politician mentioned, from his unit? Did that politician want the brass prosecuted but the murderers to get off? And if so, was that Hastie? #auspol it was years ago and I welcome correction.
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
When I read the Robert’s-Smith defo decision, wasn’t there a politician mentioned, from his unit? Did that politician want the brass prosecuted but the murderers to get off? And if so, was that Hastie? #auspol it was years ago and I welcome correction.
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‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
You are going to Reseda.
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
You are going to Reseda.
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Falsehoods about the record of former high court justice Virginia Bell have circulated amid criticism of her appointment.
www.aap.com.au/factcheck/fa...
www.aap.com.au/factcheck/fa...
False claims spread about Bondi royal commission head
Falsehoods about the record of former high court justice Virginia Bell have circulated amid criticism of her appointment.
www.aap.com.au
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Falsehoods about the record of former high court justice Virginia Bell have circulated amid criticism of her appointment.
www.aap.com.au/factcheck/fa...
www.aap.com.au/factcheck/fa...
I’m rewriting Tom Sawyer by Rush.
His mind is not for rent
By and god or government
He has a stupid licence plate
(Missing line)
Cops drag him out
His window.
His mind is not for rent
By and god or government
He has a stupid licence plate
(Missing line)
Cops drag him out
His window.
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 AM
I’m rewriting Tom Sawyer by Rush.
His mind is not for rent
By and god or government
He has a stupid licence plate
(Missing line)
Cops drag him out
His window.
His mind is not for rent
By and god or government
He has a stupid licence plate
(Missing line)
Cops drag him out
His window.
Eventually, my YouTube playlist ends up telling me that it is 5 am, and I am listening to Los Angeles #TheRadioman
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Eventually, my YouTube playlist ends up telling me that it is 5 am, and I am listening to Los Angeles #TheRadioman
It’s good that Elon changed the name to X. Now you can verbally distinguish between the old Twitter and the Child Sexual Abuse producing site.
January 15, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It’s good that Elon changed the name to X. Now you can verbally distinguish between the old Twitter and the Child Sexual Abuse producing site.
So, in this analogy, Venezuela is Ukraine and the US is Russia?
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
So, in this analogy, Venezuela is Ukraine and the US is Russia?
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The main man has been overthrown, but I can't imagine that real progress will be made without wholesale regime change. Chaos still reigns. Still, it will be interesting to see who Manchester United pick as their 7th manager since Ferguson left.
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The main man has been overthrown, but I can't imagine that real progress will be made without wholesale regime change. Chaos still reigns. Still, it will be interesting to see who Manchester United pick as their 7th manager since Ferguson left.
It’s so hard working out what Aphex Twin songs I like. Agripopolous Calx b37/108575309. Sure
January 4, 2026 at 8:09 AM
It’s so hard working out what Aphex Twin songs I like. Agripopolous Calx b37/108575309. Sure
LA, to me is Chandler, Kellerman, and soul coughing’s screenwriter blues
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
LA, to me is Chandler, Kellerman, and soul coughing’s screenwriter blues
So Rush are what? Libertarian Prog Rock?
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
So Rush are what? Libertarian Prog Rock?
Worst drinking game in the world: whenever there is an ad on YouTube.
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Worst drinking game in the world: whenever there is an ad on YouTube.
Well, you know what they say: love is a balletfield.
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Well, you know what they say: love is a balletfield.
The drummer from Helmet only needs one arm.
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The drummer from Helmet only needs one arm.
Michael Fookin’ Flatly.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Michael Fookin’ Flatly.
“Ladies and gentleman, Rieverdunce.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“Ladies and gentleman, Rieverdunce.”
Hey, is it weird that we walked down the aisle to the Twin Peaks theme?
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hey, is it weird that we walked down the aisle to the Twin Peaks theme?