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Jesse Moeller
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· Oct 5
Prepare for the 2015 Blake Bortles esque 4th quarter garbage time bonanza from Justin Fields
Before today’s game J.J. McCarthy 2025 QB Rankings (min. 50 snaps):
• Sack Rate: 42nd (11.36%)
• EPA per Play: 41st (-0.29)
• Success Rate: 42nd (35.42%)
• Completion Rate: 43rd (53.70%)
• Yards per Attempt: 30th (6.17)
• Time to Throw: 2nd (2.98 seconds)
It did not get better
• Sack Rate: 42nd (11.36%)
• EPA per Play: 41st (-0.29)
• Success Rate: 42nd (35.42%)
• Completion Rate: 43rd (53.70%)
• Yards per Attempt: 30th (6.17)
• Time to Throw: 2nd (2.98 seconds)
It did not get better
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Before today’s game J.J. McCarthy 2025 QB Rankings (min. 50 snaps):
• Sack Rate: 42nd (11.36%)
• EPA per Play: 41st (-0.29)
• Success Rate: 42nd (35.42%)
• Completion Rate: 43rd (53.70%)
• Yards per Attempt: 30th (6.17)
• Time to Throw: 2nd (2.98 seconds)
It did not get better
• Sack Rate: 42nd (11.36%)
• EPA per Play: 41st (-0.29)
• Success Rate: 42nd (35.42%)
• Completion Rate: 43rd (53.70%)
• Yards per Attempt: 30th (6.17)
• Time to Throw: 2nd (2.98 seconds)
It did not get better
Knowing this answer gonna be the ultimate power move by somebody at Tuesday Night Trivia in 2060.
Cardinals QB Jacoby Brissett set a new NFL single-game record with his 47th completion Sunday against the 49ers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Knowing this answer gonna be the ultimate power move by somebody at Tuesday Night Trivia in 2060.
The Broncos at 9-2 are now 4 wins up on the 5-5 Chiefs for the AFC West, and own the tiebreaker.
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November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Broncos at 9-2 are now 4 wins up on the 5-5 Chiefs for the AFC West, and own the tiebreaker.
End of Q3 on TNF. Patriots have punched their ticket on the TreVeyon Henderson Express. He’s handled 19 of 22 opportunities. That’s 86% of the workload! Absolute takeover mode 🥵
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
End of Q3 on TNF. Patriots have punched their ticket on the TreVeyon Henderson Express. He’s handled 19 of 22 opportunities. That’s 86% of the workload! Absolute takeover mode 🥵
Justin Fields vs DAL, MIA, CIN, PIT:
🧨 242 passing yards/game
Justin Fields vs the rest of the NFL:
🧊 43 yards/game
Justin Fields is the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde QB
🧨 242 passing yards/game
Justin Fields vs the rest of the NFL:
🧊 43 yards/game
Justin Fields is the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde QB
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Justin Fields vs DAL, MIA, CIN, PIT:
🧨 242 passing yards/game
Justin Fields vs the rest of the NFL:
🧊 43 yards/game
Justin Fields is the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde QB
🧨 242 passing yards/game
Justin Fields vs the rest of the NFL:
🧊 43 yards/game
Justin Fields is the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde QB
23 targets.
7 catches.
72 yards.
Jefferson + Addison combined for 14.7 PPR in Week 10.
That’s 0.64 points per target 🤢
J.J. McCarthy better figure it out quickly.
7 catches.
72 yards.
Jefferson + Addison combined for 14.7 PPR in Week 10.
That’s 0.64 points per target 🤢
J.J. McCarthy better figure it out quickly.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
23 targets.
7 catches.
72 yards.
Jefferson + Addison combined for 14.7 PPR in Week 10.
That’s 0.64 points per target 🤢
J.J. McCarthy better figure it out quickly.
7 catches.
72 yards.
Jefferson + Addison combined for 14.7 PPR in Week 10.
That’s 0.64 points per target 🤢
J.J. McCarthy better figure it out quickly.
Jacksonville’s offense only put up 216 total yards today in a must win game vs a Davis Mills led Texans team?
That’s an inexcusable performance from TLaw
That’s an inexcusable performance from TLaw
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jacksonville’s offense only put up 216 total yards today in a must win game vs a Davis Mills led Texans team?
That’s an inexcusable performance from TLaw
That’s an inexcusable performance from TLaw
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How defenses are about to guard Brock Bowers
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
How defenses are about to guard Brock Bowers
Here come all the Jayden Daniels is a dynasty buy posts
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Here come all the Jayden Daniels is a dynasty buy posts
Joe Flacco has Bengals fans saying Joe Burrow who?
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Joe Flacco has Bengals fans saying Joe Burrow who?
Why did no one tell Jake Ferguson managers that it was National TE Day?
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Why did no one tell Jake Ferguson managers that it was National TE Day?
The Brian Kelly era at LSU was only downhill from here
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Brian Kelly era at LSU was only downhill from here
Harvey really has 3 touchdowns on 6 touches
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Harvey really has 3 touchdowns on 6 touches
I think we can finally put to bed the talk of any team wanting Cousins. The Falcons offense is horrific with him
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think we can finally put to bed the talk of any team wanting Cousins. The Falcons offense is horrific with him
Carolina has been good against running backs this year, only allowing 75 rushing yards/game.
James Cook already has 146 rushing yards and there is 7 minutes left in the first half!
James Cook already has 146 rushing yards and there is 7 minutes left in the first half!
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October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Carolina has been good against running backs this year, only allowing 75 rushing yards/game.
James Cook already has 146 rushing yards and there is 7 minutes left in the first half!
James Cook already has 146 rushing yards and there is 7 minutes left in the first half!
All we needed for a Saquon Barkley break was the Eagles to sacrifice A.J. Brown
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
All we needed for a Saquon Barkley break was the Eagles to sacrifice A.J. Brown
I know it feels gross, but now is the time to trade for Arthur Juan Brown in dynasty.
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know it feels gross, but now is the time to trade for Arthur Juan Brown in dynasty.
Damn, FBI really got Mr. Big Shot?
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Damn, FBI really got Mr. Big Shot?
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I’m thankful to the manager before the 2024 season started rejected my offer of Patrick Mahomes for Anthony Richardson and Jayden Reed.
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October 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m thankful to the manager before the 2024 season started rejected my offer of Patrick Mahomes for Anthony Richardson and Jayden Reed.
Patrick Mahomes to every fantasy football manger
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Patrick Mahomes to every fantasy football manger