J. M. Nsho
@jmnsho.bsky.social
Born/raised in the greater Patapsco drainage basin (IYKYK), now a citizen of DeSantistan
I'm neurodivergent and this human suit is itchy
G+ refugee
SWEARY... you've been warned
Go O's! (& Dbacks)
no lists pls
instablock: crypto, sales, onlyfans
I'm neurodivergent and this human suit is itchy
G+ refugee
SWEARY... you've been warned
Go O's! (& Dbacks)
no lists pls
instablock: crypto, sales, onlyfans
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
-Wilhoit's Law
-Wilhoit's Law
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
unfortunately they're still advertising his tripe on Roku
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
unfortunately they're still advertising his tripe on Roku
oh THAT'S what Black Hills Barbie was on about
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
oh THAT'S what Black Hills Barbie was on about
While he was governor of FL, he signed legislation to drug-test welfare recipients.
He owned one of the 2 companies that got contracts for the drug tests.
because of the uproar, he "divested"... TO HIS WIFE 😒
they later changed the name of the company
He owned one of the 2 companies that got contracts for the drug tests.
because of the uproar, he "divested"... TO HIS WIFE 😒
they later changed the name of the company
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
While he was governor of FL, he signed legislation to drug-test welfare recipients.
He owned one of the 2 companies that got contracts for the drug tests.
because of the uproar, he "divested"... TO HIS WIFE 😒
they later changed the name of the company
He owned one of the 2 companies that got contracts for the drug tests.
because of the uproar, he "divested"... TO HIS WIFE 😒
they later changed the name of the company
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briefly wondered what I'd done to offend you 🤣
briefly wondered what I'd done to offend you 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
this reply appeared without context in my notifications 🤭
briefly wondered what I'd done to offend you 🤣
briefly wondered what I'd done to offend you 🤣
and I yell why about KNOBS
I wish somebody had these pushbuttons stuck where the sun don't shine
I wish somebody had these pushbuttons stuck where the sun don't shine
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
and I yell why about KNOBS
I wish somebody had these pushbuttons stuck where the sun don't shine
I wish somebody had these pushbuttons stuck where the sun don't shine
I am in fact slacking. Shit.
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am in fact slacking. Shit.
did it arrive with passport stamps? holy shit
I watched one package ping between Orlando and south FL or some such til it just stopped pinging... never did get it
I watched one package ping between Orlando and south FL or some such til it just stopped pinging... never did get it
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
did it arrive with passport stamps? holy shit
I watched one package ping between Orlando and south FL or some such til it just stopped pinging... never did get it
I watched one package ping between Orlando and south FL or some such til it just stopped pinging... never did get it
I got this in an interview before I knew I was ND
an interview that I rode a train nearly 24h in each direction to go to
for a job that I could have retired from by now with a nice nest egg
if I had gotten it
which I didn't
probably because that dude was bent about my question
😒
an interview that I rode a train nearly 24h in each direction to go to
for a job that I could have retired from by now with a nice nest egg
if I had gotten it
which I didn't
probably because that dude was bent about my question
😒
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I got this in an interview before I knew I was ND
an interview that I rode a train nearly 24h in each direction to go to
for a job that I could have retired from by now with a nice nest egg
if I had gotten it
which I didn't
probably because that dude was bent about my question
😒
an interview that I rode a train nearly 24h in each direction to go to
for a job that I could have retired from by now with a nice nest egg
if I had gotten it
which I didn't
probably because that dude was bent about my question
😒
I used to go out with the smokers cuz the office dirt got exchanged around the ashtray, you know?
Got mildly confronted about it once. I said it was a secondhand-smoke break.
Never got asked again.
Got mildly confronted about it once. I said it was a secondhand-smoke break.
Never got asked again.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I used to go out with the smokers cuz the office dirt got exchanged around the ashtray, you know?
Got mildly confronted about it once. I said it was a secondhand-smoke break.
Never got asked again.
Got mildly confronted about it once. I said it was a secondhand-smoke break.
Never got asked again.
I have shocking news from theme-park-land...
DOJ is actually hassling a huge theme park operator for banning rollators (apparently so they can *rent* you a "suitable" substitute 🤬)
can't help thinking they blew off a bribe demand tho
www.clickorlando.com/theme-parks/...
DOJ is actually hassling a huge theme park operator for banning rollators (apparently so they can *rent* you a "suitable" substitute 🤬)
can't help thinking they blew off a bribe demand tho
www.clickorlando.com/theme-parks/...
Justice Department probes SeaWorld, Busch Gardens over disability discrimination claims
This investigation started after claims that the parks don’t allow certain walkers called “rollator walkers”, adding that the walkers are essential for many guests to get around.
www.clickorlando.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I have shocking news from theme-park-land...
DOJ is actually hassling a huge theme park operator for banning rollators (apparently so they can *rent* you a "suitable" substitute 🤬)
can't help thinking they blew off a bribe demand tho
www.clickorlando.com/theme-parks/...
DOJ is actually hassling a huge theme park operator for banning rollators (apparently so they can *rent* you a "suitable" substitute 🤬)
can't help thinking they blew off a bribe demand tho
www.clickorlando.com/theme-parks/...
I mean, it's not as bad as the time FedEx sent my chair to Canada, but still
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I mean, it's not as bad as the time FedEx sent my chair to Canada, but still