J Mills
@jmillsjr.bsky.social
Twitter ex-pat. I watch Horror Movies. Disney “adult,” Drive-In Mutant, Time Waster. I'm not that interesting really. Find me on LetterBoxd. jmillsjr262 on IG
Okay. The Rooster is back. I didn’t see where he came from, but there he is.
We don’t want him, we didn’t invite him, so we’ve taken to calling him “Stan.”
The two chickens we’re calling “Dorothy” and “Sophia.”
If you know, you know.
We don’t want him, we didn’t invite him, so we’ve taken to calling him “Stan.”
The two chickens we’re calling “Dorothy” and “Sophia.”
If you know, you know.
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Okay. The Rooster is back. I didn’t see where he came from, but there he is.
We don’t want him, we didn’t invite him, so we’ve taken to calling him “Stan.”
The two chickens we’re calling “Dorothy” and “Sophia.”
If you know, you know.
We don’t want him, we didn’t invite him, so we’ve taken to calling him “Stan.”
The two chickens we’re calling “Dorothy” and “Sophia.”
If you know, you know.
So yes. Chickens. Not my chickens.
But chickens nonetheless.
By the time I got home, they were gone. Where in my cul-de-sac could they have gone? Nobody could say?
I had almost put it out of my mind, until I went to put my coffee cup in the dishwasher…
But chickens nonetheless.
By the time I got home, they were gone. Where in my cul-de-sac could they have gone? Nobody could say?
I had almost put it out of my mind, until I went to put my coffee cup in the dishwasher…
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So yes. Chickens. Not my chickens.
But chickens nonetheless.
By the time I got home, they were gone. Where in my cul-de-sac could they have gone? Nobody could say?
I had almost put it out of my mind, until I went to put my coffee cup in the dishwasher…
But chickens nonetheless.
By the time I got home, they were gone. Where in my cul-de-sac could they have gone? Nobody could say?
I had almost put it out of my mind, until I went to put my coffee cup in the dishwasher…
I wasn’t gonna post about my chickens, but seeing as how this is becoming a funny thing, why not?
Thread:
Now, I don’t have chickens. Nor a farm. Nor do I live next to any sort of place that practices the art of Animal Husbandry. Which made these texts from my bride last night so amusing:
Thread:
Now, I don’t have chickens. Nor a farm. Nor do I live next to any sort of place that practices the art of Animal Husbandry. Which made these texts from my bride last night so amusing:
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I wasn’t gonna post about my chickens, but seeing as how this is becoming a funny thing, why not?
Thread:
Now, I don’t have chickens. Nor a farm. Nor do I live next to any sort of place that practices the art of Animal Husbandry. Which made these texts from my bride last night so amusing:
Thread:
Now, I don’t have chickens. Nor a farm. Nor do I live next to any sort of place that practices the art of Animal Husbandry. Which made these texts from my bride last night so amusing:
It is time once again for me to grapple with the hardest decision any human would ever have to make.
1974’s BLACK CHRISTMAS *deserves* to be in my @letterboxd.social Four Favorites. It’s perfection! Goosebumps every time.
But what would I get rid of? How would I choose?
1974’s BLACK CHRISTMAS *deserves* to be in my @letterboxd.social Four Favorites. It’s perfection! Goosebumps every time.
But what would I get rid of? How would I choose?
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It is time once again for me to grapple with the hardest decision any human would ever have to make.
1974’s BLACK CHRISTMAS *deserves* to be in my @letterboxd.social Four Favorites. It’s perfection! Goosebumps every time.
But what would I get rid of? How would I choose?
1974’s BLACK CHRISTMAS *deserves* to be in my @letterboxd.social Four Favorites. It’s perfection! Goosebumps every time.
But what would I get rid of? How would I choose?
I just have to resign myself that, as a retail? worker holiday, I won’t get ANY time to watch all the movies I want to watch in December.
Having said that… still not hateful.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Having said that… still not hateful.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just have to resign myself that, as a retail? worker holiday, I won’t get ANY time to watch all the movies I want to watch in December.
Having said that… still not hateful.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Having said that… still not hateful.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
“Congratulations to President Kennedy”
The uh…
The, um…
The deceased President Kennedy?
That one?
The uh…
The, um…
The deceased President Kennedy?
That one?
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“Congratulations to President Kennedy”
The uh…
The, um…
The deceased President Kennedy?
That one?
The uh…
The, um…
The deceased President Kennedy?
That one?
Liminal Mall Nightmares
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Liminal Mall Nightmares
2026 is gonna be my year
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
2026 is gonna be my year
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
It’s what I live for!
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It’s what I live for!
2026 is gonna be my year
December 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
George Orwell, Animal Farm
George Orwell, Animal Farm
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 4: MAJESTY just may be the scariest entry in the franchise
And that’s saying something
And that’s saying something
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 4: MAJESTY just may be the scariest entry in the franchise
And that’s saying something
And that’s saying something
Is there *anything* more exciting than sitting down to a new HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT movie?
December 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Is there *anything* more exciting than sitting down to a new HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT movie?
Fuckin’ Dana Carvey character lookin’ ass
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fuckin’ Dana Carvey character lookin’ ass
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have always been a huge jackass towards my sister-
But I learned it from my father. He was a Grade-A jackass long before I ever got started.
But I learned it from my father. He was a Grade-A jackass long before I ever got started.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have always been a huge jackass towards my sister-
But I learned it from my father. He was a Grade-A jackass long before I ever got started.
But I learned it from my father. He was a Grade-A jackass long before I ever got started.
I wanted to put one of my grand sweeping epics, like “Astronomy” by the Blue Öyster Cult or Rainbow’s “Stargazer…”
But I feel like time would be of the essence and I’ve got to hit it hard and fast, so we’re looking at Motörhead’s “Overkill” or “Bomber,” or of course “Hot Rails to Hell” by the BöC
But I feel like time would be of the essence and I’ve got to hit it hard and fast, so we’re looking at Motörhead’s “Overkill” or “Bomber,” or of course “Hot Rails to Hell” by the BöC
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wanted to put one of my grand sweeping epics, like “Astronomy” by the Blue Öyster Cult or Rainbow’s “Stargazer…”
But I feel like time would be of the essence and I’ve got to hit it hard and fast, so we’re looking at Motörhead’s “Overkill” or “Bomber,” or of course “Hot Rails to Hell” by the BöC
But I feel like time would be of the essence and I’ve got to hit it hard and fast, so we’re looking at Motörhead’s “Overkill” or “Bomber,” or of course “Hot Rails to Hell” by the BöC
Yo! Somebody tell the Blue Öyster Cult that I spent 12-7-7 minutes listening to the “Imaginos” album this year!
I don’t know how I did that.
(For the uninitiated, “12-7-7” is part of the chorus for the BÖC song “Hot Rails To Hell.” It’s an interesting coincidence)
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
I don’t know how I did that.
(For the uninitiated, “12-7-7” is part of the chorus for the BÖC song “Hot Rails To Hell.” It’s an interesting coincidence)
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Yo! Somebody tell the Blue Öyster Cult that I spent 12-7-7 minutes listening to the “Imaginos” album this year!
I don’t know how I did that.
(For the uninitiated, “12-7-7” is part of the chorus for the BÖC song “Hot Rails To Hell.” It’s an interesting coincidence)
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
I don’t know how I did that.
(For the uninitiated, “12-7-7” is part of the chorus for the BÖC song “Hot Rails To Hell.” It’s an interesting coincidence)
#Spotify #SpotifyWrapped
Same asshole.
Wild, right?
Wild, right?
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Same asshole.
Wild, right?
Wild, right?
Just a reminder that, should the need ever arise, I can go undercover as a “regular normal honky” with minimal prep.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just a reminder that, should the need ever arise, I can go undercover as a “regular normal honky” with minimal prep.
Looking good
Even if that one reindeer is an absolute fuckin’ dick-face…
Even if that one reindeer is an absolute fuckin’ dick-face…
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Looking good
Even if that one reindeer is an absolute fuckin’ dick-face…
Even if that one reindeer is an absolute fuckin’ dick-face…