Kingdom animalia.

Speaking on behalf of science, we’re okay with this outcome.

But you can do that right now, though, right? As far as I’m aware, neither arXiv nor bioRxiv have format or length requirements. If you’re going to blow up article formatting, why not blow up commercial publishing at the same time?

Don’t worry, you can just feed the plots and bullet points into an LLM and ask it to create a paper for your to read. /s

Nice. Fwiw, I can translate science into gibberish *or* gibberish into science. That’s my super power.

Okay, found them. Artificial intelligence, quantum information science, biotechnology, nuclear energy, and translational science. None of which I can eat.

Wait. What are the President’s five priority areas?

Same old same old. Unfortunately.

How many bikes can one man ride?

Also, funny thing… If your child is under 18, you don’t have to certify then as a tobacco non-user… So yeah, they can smoke all they want with no impact on your insurance. 🤷‍♂️

Dude, your insurance doesn’t carry on, same as it ever was, if you don’t re-opt-in for your dependents? That’s criminal. The only thing we *have to* do every fall is re-confirm that we’re not tobacco users to avoid an upcharge. The price of coverage increases (of course!) but it stays in place.

Then again, maybe you’re a sleeper agent for Big Corn™️…

I think the word you’re looking for is “cornologist.” Side note: that auto-corrected to corporatist, which I’m pretty sure you are not.

I see five. Corn, corn oil, corn maltodextrin, corn protein, and corn syrup. I wonder what percentage of corn that is by mass?

That’s really cool, small world!

The corner of Pine Lane and what? My wife grew up on Colby Drive. P.S. Beautiful tree! I hope it’s a male gingko… Otherwise, RIP your nasal passages. 😂