Jim Best
@jmbest.bsky.social
Writer, anarchist, nerd, atheist, autistic. He/Him.
Hot off the presses! Available on Amazon! Excited for so raunchy fun!
#eggplantemoji #fiction #comedy #sex
#eggplantemoji #fiction #comedy #sex
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hot off the presses! Available on Amazon! Excited for so raunchy fun!
#eggplantemoji #fiction #comedy #sex
#eggplantemoji #fiction #comedy #sex
Reposted by Jim Best
Hey Fans!!!
Where you spend your money on porn matters. Given that ManyVids is trying to "save sex workers" by forcing an unwanted "exit plan" upon us, it would mean a lot to all of us if you purchased our content from other clip sites/fan sites/websites!!!
Where you spend your money on porn matters. Given that ManyVids is trying to "save sex workers" by forcing an unwanted "exit plan" upon us, it would mean a lot to all of us if you purchased our content from other clip sites/fan sites/websites!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey Fans!!!
Where you spend your money on porn matters. Given that ManyVids is trying to "save sex workers" by forcing an unwanted "exit plan" upon us, it would mean a lot to all of us if you purchased our content from other clip sites/fan sites/websites!!!
Where you spend your money on porn matters. Given that ManyVids is trying to "save sex workers" by forcing an unwanted "exit plan" upon us, it would mean a lot to all of us if you purchased our content from other clip sites/fan sites/websites!!!
RELEASE DATE: 12/16/2025
Amazon and for ARC distribution through BookSirens.
The first Horrific Scribes ebook anthology is coming soon! It's called Horrific Scribes Presents: Invasions of World, Home, Body, and Mind.
@horrificscribs.bsky.social
Amazon and for ARC distribution through BookSirens.
The first Horrific Scribes ebook anthology is coming soon! It's called Horrific Scribes Presents: Invasions of World, Home, Body, and Mind.
@horrificscribs.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
RELEASE DATE: 12/16/2025
Amazon and for ARC distribution through BookSirens.
The first Horrific Scribes ebook anthology is coming soon! It's called Horrific Scribes Presents: Invasions of World, Home, Body, and Mind.
@horrificscribs.bsky.social
Amazon and for ARC distribution through BookSirens.
The first Horrific Scribes ebook anthology is coming soon! It's called Horrific Scribes Presents: Invasions of World, Home, Body, and Mind.
@horrificscribs.bsky.social
I can't skip an opportunity to promote a local business that is screening one of my absolute favorite movies!
November 22nd, Russell theater Maysville Kentucky, 6:00 p.m.! Take planes or trains or automobiles to get there!
November 22nd, Russell theater Maysville Kentucky, 6:00 p.m.! Take planes or trains or automobiles to get there!
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can't skip an opportunity to promote a local business that is screening one of my absolute favorite movies!
November 22nd, Russell theater Maysville Kentucky, 6:00 p.m.! Take planes or trains or automobiles to get there!
November 22nd, Russell theater Maysville Kentucky, 6:00 p.m.! Take planes or trains or automobiles to get there!
Got paid by Foofaraw @foofarawpress.bsky.social Magazine for my short story “Until I’m Well” last night! Prompt and a really clear and straightforward contract. Definitely would work with again!
November 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Got paid by Foofaraw @foofarawpress.bsky.social Magazine for my short story “Until I’m Well” last night! Prompt and a really clear and straightforward contract. Definitely would work with again!
I'm on FB again. Just to promote my writing.
I'm James Best on FB. Follow me there!
I'm James Best on FB. Follow me there!
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm on FB again. Just to promote my writing.
I'm James Best on FB. Follow me there!
I'm James Best on FB. Follow me there!
I recieved an acceptance email from Foofaraw Magazine last night, and they will be publishing My short psychological horror story “Until I’m Well” sometime in Dececember. Check in for more news and updates!
@foofarawpress.bsky.social
#fiction #horror
@foofarawpress.bsky.social
#fiction #horror
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I recieved an acceptance email from Foofaraw Magazine last night, and they will be publishing My short psychological horror story “Until I’m Well” sometime in Dececember. Check in for more news and updates!
@foofarawpress.bsky.social
#fiction #horror
@foofarawpress.bsky.social
#fiction #horror
If you are in the mood for funny filth and witty raunch, check out the latest volume of Eggplant Emoji. It features a ton of hysterical stories from some very talented writers, including "Something Borrowed, Something Blew" by one Jim Best.
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Eggplant Emoji Volume 5
Eggplant Emoji Volume 5 [Martin, James P.W.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Eggplant Emoji Volume 5
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October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you are in the mood for funny filth and witty raunch, check out the latest volume of Eggplant Emoji. It features a ton of hysterical stories from some very talented writers, including "Something Borrowed, Something Blew" by one Jim Best.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FX...
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0FX...
My story "Haint Seen Nothin'" is up with some other excellent pieces on zoeticpress.com as part of their podcast series ALPHNUMERIC @zoeticspace.bsky.social
www.zoeticpress.com/an-05-haunti...
www.zoeticpress.com/an-05-haunti...
AN 05 Haunting Hollers — Zoetic Press
www.zoeticpress.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My story "Haint Seen Nothin'" is up with some other excellent pieces on zoeticpress.com as part of their podcast series ALPHNUMERIC @zoeticspace.bsky.social
www.zoeticpress.com/an-05-haunti...
www.zoeticpress.com/an-05-haunti...
@codivore.bsky.social
Hi Ms Vore! I honestly have no idea how this type of thing works so I guess this is how I'll shoot my shot:
I'm a writer, of both vanilla fiction and smut. One of my smutty ones is going to be published in a collection of erotic humor called Eggplant Emoji.
Hi Ms Vore! I honestly have no idea how this type of thing works so I guess this is how I'll shoot my shot:
I'm a writer, of both vanilla fiction and smut. One of my smutty ones is going to be published in a collection of erotic humor called Eggplant Emoji.
October 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@codivore.bsky.social
Hi Ms Vore! I honestly have no idea how this type of thing works so I guess this is how I'll shoot my shot:
I'm a writer, of both vanilla fiction and smut. One of my smutty ones is going to be published in a collection of erotic humor called Eggplant Emoji.
Hi Ms Vore! I honestly have no idea how this type of thing works so I guess this is how I'll shoot my shot:
I'm a writer, of both vanilla fiction and smut. One of my smutty ones is going to be published in a collection of erotic humor called Eggplant Emoji.
horrificscribblings.com
Horror fans! Check out my new Weird Western "Dead or Alive"
On the amazing indie horror archive.
A tense, dread fueled journey into the badlands of Mexico, where two gringo bandits meat a dark fate.
#horror #western
Horrificscribblings.com
Horror fans! Check out my new Weird Western "Dead or Alive"
On the amazing indie horror archive.
A tense, dread fueled journey into the badlands of Mexico, where two gringo bandits meat a dark fate.
#horror #western
Horrificscribblings.com
Horrific Scribes
Horrific Scribes is an expanding archive of provocative, scary, and strange fiction (and some poetry) by various authors.
horrificscribblings.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
horrificscribblings.com
Horror fans! Check out my new Weird Western "Dead or Alive"
On the amazing indie horror archive.
A tense, dread fueled journey into the badlands of Mexico, where two gringo bandits meat a dark fate.
#horror #western
Horrificscribblings.com
Horror fans! Check out my new Weird Western "Dead or Alive"
On the amazing indie horror archive.
A tense, dread fueled journey into the badlands of Mexico, where two gringo bandits meat a dark fate.
#horror #western
Horrificscribblings.com
Reposted by Jim Best
NEW SCRIBE ALERT! #Weird #western, #westernhorror, #horrorwestern, whatever you call it, it's a phenomenon, and new Scribe @jmbest.bsky.social does it with #cosmic intensity in his story "Dead or Alive." Read for free at horrificscribblings.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
NEW SCRIBE ALERT! #Weird #western, #westernhorror, #horrorwestern, whatever you call it, it's a phenomenon, and new Scribe @jmbest.bsky.social does it with #cosmic intensity in his story "Dead or Alive." Read for free at horrificscribblings.com
Question President Trump! If Jeffrey Epstein's mother had taken Tylenol when she was pregnant, would you still be on his client list?
#jeffreyepstein
#jeffreyepstein
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Question President Trump! If Jeffrey Epstein's mother had taken Tylenol when she was pregnant, would you still be on his client list?
#jeffreyepstein
#jeffreyepstein
We don’t want to hear about the Bermuda Triangle. We don’t want to read the classified documents about Amelia Earhart. We don’t give a damn about who stopped the UN escalator. We know acetaminophen doesn’t cause autism. We also know that Tmurp needs to #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Does anyone else remember when we thought George W. was Satan? Simpler times
September 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does anyone else remember when we thought George W. was Satan? Simpler times
Here's, an ad pitch for running shoes in 2026:
We see a stadium cheering on sime of gorgeous blonde, tall women athletes all running around a track.
Suddenly, one of them stops and just starts to run off the track and out of the stadium. Now she's in a wheat field by herself.
We see a stadium cheering on sime of gorgeous blonde, tall women athletes all running around a track.
Suddenly, one of them stops and just starts to run off the track and out of the stadium. Now she's in a wheat field by herself.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Here's, an ad pitch for running shoes in 2026:
We see a stadium cheering on sime of gorgeous blonde, tall women athletes all running around a track.
Suddenly, one of them stops and just starts to run off the track and out of the stadium. Now she's in a wheat field by herself.
We see a stadium cheering on sime of gorgeous blonde, tall women athletes all running around a track.
Suddenly, one of them stops and just starts to run off the track and out of the stadium. Now she's in a wheat field by herself.
September 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we’re going to decide what speech we like and what we don’t, and we’re going to threaten to take you off air if we don’t like what you’re saying,”
Ted Fucking Cruz said that!
Ted Fucking Cruz said that!
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I think it is unbelievably dangerous for government to put itself in the position of saying we’re going to decide what speech we like and what we don’t, and we’re going to threaten to take you off air if we don’t like what you’re saying,”
Ted Fucking Cruz said that!
Ted Fucking Cruz said that!