Joe🏳️🌈
@jlphx.bsky.social
Human to a Dachshund 🐶
I draw things 🏢
Friend of Dorothy 🌈
Desert dweller 🏜️
I draw things 🏢
Friend of Dorothy 🌈
Desert dweller 🏜️
No, I don't *deserve* it, I haven't *earned* it. You don't *earn* other peoples wife's fur coats, okay?
(This is a post about Nobel prizes)
(This is a post about Nobel prizes)
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
No, I don't *deserve* it, I haven't *earned* it. You don't *earn* other peoples wife's fur coats, okay?
(This is a post about Nobel prizes)
(This is a post about Nobel prizes)
Most certainly not live-streaming on Twitch
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Most certainly not live-streaming on Twitch
Sure…I guess I’ll give this a try
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
🎶 back to life, back to reality🎵
a blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyes
ALT: a blue cartoon character is crying with tears falling out of his eyes
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January 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
🎶 back to life, back to reality🎵
Even though I’ve worked some the past couple of weeks, it didn’t feel like actual work because holiday time has no meaning. But I’m really not ready for actual work to start tomorrow.
a woman wearing glasses has the word blurgh on her face
ALT: a woman wearing glasses has the word blurgh on her face
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January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Even though I’ve worked some the past couple of weeks, it didn’t feel like actual work because holiday time has no meaning. But I’m really not ready for actual work to start tomorrow.
Made it one final time this year
[Jeb Bush “please clap” gif]
[Jeb Bush “please clap” gif]
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Made it one final time this year
[Jeb Bush “please clap” gif]
[Jeb Bush “please clap” gif]
The only 2025 wrap-up that matters
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The only 2025 wrap-up that matters
Today is my birthday. Send noodz.
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Today is my birthday. Send noodz.
I don’t know now this is comfy for him 🤷♂️
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t know now this is comfy for him 🤷♂️
Was off work last week…just came back to an avalanche of crap in my inbox. I just wanna go back to bed and hide until January. 😭
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Was off work last week…just came back to an avalanche of crap in my inbox. I just wanna go back to bed and hide until January. 😭
Not a bad way to spend a Wednesday
December 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not a bad way to spend a Wednesday
Vacation mode activated. See y’all cuties in a week.
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Vacation mode activated. See y’all cuties in a week.
The zipper on these jeans keeps coming open when I’m walking…not sure if this is a bug or a feature.
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The zipper on these jeans keeps coming open when I’m walking…not sure if this is a bug or a feature.
Hoping this gay-ass haircut will help me finally get over this lingering cold. Gay superpowers activate! 🏳️🌈💇♂️
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hoping this gay-ass haircut will help me finally get over this lingering cold. Gay superpowers activate! 🏳️🌈💇♂️
Been a bit under the weather this week…maybe some shameless attention-seeking from you cuties will help.
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Been a bit under the weather this week…maybe some shameless attention-seeking from you cuties will help.
How is it only Monday?!?
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
How is it only Monday?!?
Reggie wants to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Somebody tell Santa that he wants peanut butter and clean socks right out of the dryer.
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reggie wants to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. Somebody tell Santa that he wants peanut butter and clean socks right out of the dryer.
Blah blah gay innuendo about stuffing blah
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Blah blah gay innuendo about stuffing blah
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Jingle some of the way.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Jingle some of the way.
So fresh and so clean
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So fresh and so clean
Did I get a haircut?
No…I got all of them cut. 😜
No…I got all of them cut. 😜
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Did I get a haircut?
No…I got all of them cut. 😜
No…I got all of them cut. 😜