Mine arrived in pristine condition! It's real, folks!

It really interferes with my ability to completely dissociate into performance mode, how am I supposed to not be self conscious with my dang self sitting there looking at me like a big ol' dork?

"It's so dumb it's brilliant!"
"NO! It's just dumb!"

captures something about the moment, for sure

🤣🤣 perfection!

I'd basically need snake-handling level faith in some deity's protection before even thinking of putting flame near an evergreen inside

but not a trans person's bladder, they'll have to hold it 'til they get home :(

despite my naval training, I don't have sufficient profanity for these folks

michael_jordan_and_i_took_that_personally_but_spraypainted_orange.gif

mean posts on the interwebs, obviously

Originally a fur trading business, but went bankrupt the day before the stonecarver was coming in to put on the ER

really hope these judges learn how to feel full-blown shame and guilt very suddenly, and then spend the rest of their lives practicing, at home, away from people.

(the examples you cite as crazy, not that you're crazy for citing them)

I think there may be a distinction you could draw between offices that have one office-holder and offices that have a pool of equivalent positions (without legal mandate to particular quantity, like the 9 for scotus) that would reasonably allow reinstatements without demanding your crazy examples

Excellent guess, she's another fraudster... luigi's got a pretty solid claim on the moral high ground amid this bunch

Independent student newspaper might quibble about "selves" here