Jake Langland 🇺🇸🦎
@jlgecko1.bsky.social
Just an irregular guy with a fondness for sugar.
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
You can kill the man but an idea is immortal.
I’ll get any* Simpsons reference. It’s the closest thing I have to a religion.
My profile is where fake accounts come to die. Don’t DM me, you’ve been warned
THIS IS A SCAM! THIS IS A SCAM! THIS IS A SCAM!
4TH TIME ASKING REPORTED TO MODERATORS
4TH TIME ASKING REPORTED TO MODERATORS
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
THIS IS A SCAM! THIS IS A SCAM! THIS IS A SCAM!
4TH TIME ASKING REPORTED TO MODERATORS
4TH TIME ASKING REPORTED TO MODERATORS
Wow, I tried to be nice.
THIS IS A SCAM! DO NOT DONATE! THIS IS A SCAM
THIS IS A SCAM! DO NOT DONATE! THIS IS A SCAM
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wow, I tried to be nice.
THIS IS A SCAM! DO NOT DONATE! THIS IS A SCAM
THIS IS A SCAM! DO NOT DONATE! THIS IS A SCAM
I can’t help through personal messages like this. If you need assistance, please work through verified charities. I won’t engage in unverified fundraising accounts.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I can’t help through personal messages like this. If you need assistance, please work through verified charities. I won’t engage in unverified fundraising accounts.
I’m sorry, but I don’t send money to unsolicited accounts. Too many fake fundraisers use real tragedies to scam people. If you’re truly seeking help, please direct me to a verified organization—not a personal account.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’m sorry, but I don’t send money to unsolicited accounts. Too many fake fundraisers use real tragedies to scam people. If you’re truly seeking help, please direct me to a verified organization—not a personal account.
Does Benny get paid in USD or RUB?
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Does Benny get paid in USD or RUB?
He’s (or more likely his aids) are probably getting sick of hearing my voice. Never let that phone stop ringing.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
He’s (or more likely his aids) are probably getting sick of hearing my voice. Never let that phone stop ringing.
If you want to discuss immigration policy, fine.
But accusing the U.S. military and federal employees of “sedition” because of a Facebook meme isn’t serious, and it definitely isn’t pro-America.
But accusing the U.S. military and federal employees of “sedition” because of a Facebook meme isn’t serious, and it definitely isn’t pro-America.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you want to discuss immigration policy, fine.
But accusing the U.S. military and federal employees of “sedition” because of a Facebook meme isn’t serious, and it definitely isn’t pro-America.
But accusing the U.S. military and federal employees of “sedition” because of a Facebook meme isn’t serious, and it definitely isn’t pro-America.
Calling them “traitors” because you don’t like a president’s policies isn’t patriotism — it’s just conspiracy rhetoric.
There is no treason, no “illegal orders,” and no evidence that millions of “criminals who hate America” were let in. That’s political fear-mongering, not fact.
There is no treason, no “illegal orders,” and no evidence that millions of “criminals who hate America” were let in. That’s political fear-mongering, not fact.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Calling them “traitors” because you don’t like a president’s policies isn’t patriotism — it’s just conspiracy rhetoric.
There is no treason, no “illegal orders,” and no evidence that millions of “criminals who hate America” were let in. That’s political fear-mongering, not fact.
There is no treason, no “illegal orders,” and no evidence that millions of “criminals who hate America” were let in. That’s political fear-mongering, not fact.
You’re repeating talking points that have no basis in reality.
Border policy didn’t start in 2017, 2021, or 2025 — it’s been handled by career DHS, CBP, military, and intelligence personnel across multiple administrations, Republican and Democrat.
Border policy didn’t start in 2017, 2021, or 2025 — it’s been handled by career DHS, CBP, military, and intelligence personnel across multiple administrations, Republican and Democrat.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You’re repeating talking points that have no basis in reality.
Border policy didn’t start in 2017, 2021, or 2025 — it’s been handled by career DHS, CBP, military, and intelligence personnel across multiple administrations, Republican and Democrat.
Border policy didn’t start in 2017, 2021, or 2025 — it’s been handled by career DHS, CBP, military, and intelligence personnel across multiple administrations, Republican and Democrat.
Filthy liar! If the house was burning down, she’d tell you it’s cold.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Filthy liar! If the house was burning down, she’d tell you it’s cold.
No, sir, that’s called evidence tampering
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No, sir, that’s called evidence tampering
Kinda rude, but okay.
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Kinda rude, but okay.
Couldn’t be that sniveling little creep Johnson, could it? Too bad crosses don’t actual burn evil people. I have a feeling most of them would go up in flames.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Couldn’t be that sniveling little creep Johnson, could it? Too bad crosses don’t actual burn evil people. I have a feeling most of them would go up in flames.
Because in trump’s world, money is everything. It’s the only thing that matters. He is a sick man that needs to be institutionalized.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Because in trump’s world, money is everything. It’s the only thing that matters. He is a sick man that needs to be institutionalized.
It’s accurate because bats are mammals and produce milk. Mmmm bat milk.
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s accurate because bats are mammals and produce milk. Mmmm bat milk.
Is that Hunt with a C?
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is that Hunt with a C?
I’ll take a communist mayor over a dictator president any day of the week.
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ll take a communist mayor over a dictator president any day of the week.