Jeff Lazarus
@jlazarus.bsky.social
On here way too much. Political scientist at Georgia State University. Congress & elections. My feed is mostly politics but you’ll get some sports takes and terrible dad jokes along the way.
For reference here’s what the eagle looks like I. The presidential seal. You be the judge of which one Trump is drawing inspiration from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
For reference here’s what the eagle looks like I. The presidential seal. You be the judge of which one Trump is drawing inspiration from.
Just discovered a new brand of pasta but I’m not sure I’m allowed to buy it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Just discovered a new brand of pasta but I’m not sure I’m allowed to buy it.
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look at myself in the mirror and cry
Lord, what’re doin’ doing to me?
I spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief Lord
Somebody (Somebody)
Ooh, somebody (Somebody)
Can anybody find me
Somebody to love
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look at myself in the mirror and cry
Lord, what’re doin’ doing to me?
I spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief Lord
Somebody (Somebody)
Ooh, somebody (Somebody)
Can anybody find me
Somebody to love
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look at myself in the mirror and cry
Lord, what’re doin’ doing to me?
I spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief Lord
Somebody (Somebody)
Ooh, somebody (Somebody)
Can anybody find me
Somebody to love
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look at myself in the mirror and cry
Lord, what’re doin’ doing to me?
I spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief Lord
Somebody (Somebody)
Ooh, somebody (Somebody)
Can anybody find me
Somebody to love
Ok, finding a cabinet with free whiskey is a pretty damn good consolation prize.
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ok, finding a cabinet with free whiskey is a pretty damn good consolation prize.
2/2 During the call he made the small error of saying these were the first women to ever make a spacewalk, not the first ALL-female spacewalk. The astronauts politely pointed out the mistake, and he responded to the gentle correction by flicking them off live on national television.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
2/2 During the call he made the small error of saying these were the first women to ever make a spacewalk, not the first ALL-female spacewalk. The astronauts politely pointed out the mistake, and he responded to the gentle correction by flicking them off live on national television.
Screenshotting the post in case they block me.
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Screenshotting the post in case they block me.
This huge account is spewing antisemitic nonsense.
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This huge account is spewing antisemitic nonsense.
Wait, what? Christie brought the case that overturned the ban on sports betting????
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wait, what? Christie brought the case that overturned the ban on sports betting????
Just remember where you heard it first.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just remember where you heard it first.
Never has there been a better use case for the hot dog guy meme
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Never has there been a better use case for the hot dog guy meme
This dynamic is singlehandedly inflating profits in the alcoholic beverage sector by a measurable amount.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This dynamic is singlehandedly inflating profits in the alcoholic beverage sector by a measurable amount.
I've spent all of 2025 trying to make President Fanucci happen.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I've spent all of 2025 trying to make President Fanucci happen.
<Rips bong> Yo yo check this out:
November 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
<Rips bong> Yo yo check this out:
Claudine Gay's plagiarism charges which the Times wrote fourteen and a half thousand breathless stories about were less blatant than this.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Claudine Gay's plagiarism charges which the Times wrote fourteen and a half thousand breathless stories about were less blatant than this.
Lin Manuel Miranda wants his line back.
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Lin Manuel Miranda wants his line back.
"I could smell the onions and the mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"I could smell the onions and the mustard"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly.
I promise to stop posting about the World Series…well, eventually…but this coming the day after pitching a complete game is just ice cold.
www.si.com/mlb/los-ange...
www.si.com/mlb/los-ange...
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I promise to stop posting about the World Series…well, eventually…but this coming the day after pitching a complete game is just ice cold.
www.si.com/mlb/los-ange...
www.si.com/mlb/los-ange...
I am nothing if not eternally pessimistic.
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am nothing if not eternally pessimistic.