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It’s almost like he gives a fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Stephen Miller’s wife looks like Stephen Miller with a wig on.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He doesn’t know the difference between political asylum and mental institution asylum.

Yeah. He’s a moron.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
AI can’t keep the unlimited money scam flowing if it’s honest.

Show me an honest business that’s profitable.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I thought it ran on electricity?

Guess I’ll have to sacrifice my physical copies of Doom to use my e-bike.

Anyone got a stack of those AOL CDs? That counts as “software” right?
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Background radiation is real”
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Elon Musk Wuz Here
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Is that the Walmart turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The original recipe was 6 alligators in a blender to make 1 gallon of Gatorade.
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Interest is a tax on being “poor”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Then why are both of their last names “White”?
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Knuckle Zest is a great improv team name.

- or -

A new euphemism for masturbation.

Your choice.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m investing in water guns and sledgehammers.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Jesus... I have connection with this clown on LinkedIn. Like... what the fuck?
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Elite multi-millionaire says what?
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“I like the pretty colors in the kaleidoscope, but I wish it would turn itself. Can someone else turn the kaleidoscope for me?”

Morons.

Utter talentless morons.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Any Fanttik project I’ve tried has been absolute trash.

I’ve returned any of them that I bought almost immediately.

Maybe we need to have consumer protection bureaus go after the review bot farms with legal and FINANCIAL penalties?

And hell … let’s go after the technology services they use also.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I mean … they want more kids right?

So … like what’s the deal?
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
They’re called MAGATS.

Pronounced maggots.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Put it on Bandcamp.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Welp, you reposted this article for like a fifth time to get some more clicks.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM