I literally loled

Honestly what we all want is the stuffing that is made with pan sausage that apparently we’re making from scratch this year bc we are nothing if not wildly inconsistent (I just wanted to make everything from frozen food 😭😭😭)

I suggested not having any main meat this year but we compromised with turkey breast that I’m sure we will also not finish as a family of 4

Every time Colby suggests eating ham as the main meat, I suggest that he gets a new family to celebrate his ham holiday.

Me: okay we’re going to the grocery store, you’re going to stay here with eonni.
Toddler: I coming with you!
Me: Are you going to be good?
Toddler: yes
Me: Are you going to touch anything?
Toddler: no
Me: Are you sure?
Toddler: no

So what I’m hearing is that your coworkers will have jet lag and you will have crispy sweet caffeine.

At the time of filming or in absolute terms?

You mean you haven’t applied for your personal loan to finance these yet??

Bradley method (natural birthing) class and the teacher encouraged all of us to share our birth stories as we had our babies. When I shared that I needed an epidural and the teen ended up in NICU they all ghosted me. I doubt any of those other babies from that class got vaccinated.

I do like the cut hairs.

The utmost respect for oyster shucking. I tried one NYE and I’m glad that I still have my left palm in tact.

idk but you might want to grab some baby wipes 😓😓

I mean, aside from the turkey, thxgvg seems like an extremely freezable meal.