Dear TV Powers That Be,

Along with things like “Adult Situations” and “Smoking,” please add to your list of parental warnings “Vomiting.”

Thank you.

Tonight’s episode of “The Gilded Age” is CATACLYSMIC! Bickering, two kerfuffles, a spat, a quick argle-bargle, most of a contretemps , the better part of a falling-out, nine blanches, sundry imbroglios, scraps and squabbles, and a quarrel betwixt strangers!

On the next episode: dubious treaties!

Really enjoying “That Gilded Age,” but I suspect some of the dialogue isn’t period. In this episode, a footman marched into the solarium and announced, “Howdy do! Howdy do!”

Next year at the Met Gala, I’ll be there wearing Jams, Tiddies, and a Mr. Zog’s t-shirt and I will create a commotion!

Legitimate Frisbee

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Sölful German

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Prison Wallet

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Does anyone know if “Sintimate” is a registered trademark? I need a name for my new line of work boots.

Impeach Musk.

I’m surprised there hasn’t been a cartoon character who performs improv and has “YES” and “AND” tattooed on their knuckles.

I could never do that program in “The Substance” because I have Oscar insurance and it doesn’t cover ANYTHING.

Sulphuric Addictions

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Two Tons of Lentils

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Crème de Meth

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Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️

One of the exciting things about joining Bluesky is i get to reinvent myself. So I intend to use my feed as it was meant to be used: Posting made up improv troupe names. Also, if you want this, you can have it. Just let me know. Here’s the first one.

Sock Poverty

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I like how boxing referees wear bow ties. Keeps things classy.