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josh
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· Nov 14
in the interest of "playing the hits" as it were, here's my nice clean desk (back when it was nice and clean)
at some point in the last 24 hours my phone has decided that it is allowed to autocorrect me, something i have strictly forbidden for as long as i can remember. how the fuck do i make this go away again?
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
at some point in the last 24 hours my phone has decided that it is allowed to autocorrect me, something i have strictly forbidden for as long as i can remember. how the fuck do i make this go away again?
this is the only safe place until i finally finish dispatch. good game, spoilers are everywhere
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this is the only safe place until i finally finish dispatch. good game, spoilers are everywhere
light linear switches might actually be the devil. switched back to my horrible corsair gaming keyboard and it feels so much better than my good keyboard with like, 35g switches or something. sounds way worse though :(
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
light linear switches might actually be the devil. switched back to my horrible corsair gaming keyboard and it feels so much better than my good keyboard with like, 35g switches or something. sounds way worse though :(
i read this and was like "damn what did her doctor do for her to say that to his face?" for a full minute
From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i read this and was like "damn what did her doctor do for her to say that to his face?" for a full minute
Reposted by josh
people say making video games is easy but i'm gonna be the one to go out and say i don't think it's that easy
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
people say making video games is easy but i'm gonna be the one to go out and say i don't think it's that easy
switching to incognito mode to search freaky stuff like "what's the difference between regular olive oil and divided olive oil"
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
switching to incognito mode to search freaky stuff like "what's the difference between regular olive oil and divided olive oil"
having one of those days where i'm depressed that i can't play outer wilds for the first time ever again. what a game
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
having one of those days where i'm depressed that i can't play outer wilds for the first time ever again. what a game
writing on my mirror but instead of affirmations it's like:
- ARC TANGENT AND INVERSE TANGENT ARE THE SAME THING
- SUBTRACT ORIGIN FROM DESTINATION FOR THE CORRECT DIRECTION
et cetera
- ARC TANGENT AND INVERSE TANGENT ARE THE SAME THING
- SUBTRACT ORIGIN FROM DESTINATION FOR THE CORRECT DIRECTION
et cetera
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
writing on my mirror but instead of affirmations it's like:
- ARC TANGENT AND INVERSE TANGENT ARE THE SAME THING
- SUBTRACT ORIGIN FROM DESTINATION FOR THE CORRECT DIRECTION
et cetera
- ARC TANGENT AND INVERSE TANGENT ARE THE SAME THING
- SUBTRACT ORIGIN FROM DESTINATION FOR THE CORRECT DIRECTION
et cetera
the literal hardest problem in software that no big company has solved yet is to take a widely-used, currently working app and make it continue to work as well as it already did before you touched it
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the literal hardest problem in software that no big company has solved yet is to take a widely-used, currently working app and make it continue to work as well as it already did before you touched it
I literally never could have predicted it but astrodynamics is really complicated
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I literally never could have predicted it but astrodynamics is really complicated
wait that guy who types real bash commands into the table in tron legacy is CILLIAN MURPHY?
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
wait that guy who types real bash commands into the table in tron legacy is CILLIAN MURPHY?
wrote what ended up being a product management blog post about my text editor, would love for you to give it a read and share if you enjoyed: jkellogg.net/friction-001/
Friction Devlog 001: What Must a Text Editor Do? | Joshua Kellogg
jkellogg.net
October 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
wrote what ended up being a product management blog post about my text editor, would love for you to give it a read and share if you enjoyed: jkellogg.net/friction-001/
haskell is a blast. we'll see if i still feel that way after writing a program that does something but i've been having a lot of fun
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
haskell is a blast. we'll see if i still feel that way after writing a program that does something but i've been having a lot of fun
listen to me if you are designing the UI for a POS system PLEASE listen to me. A Customer is a creature who is absolutely dumb as rocks. By and large they have never encountered a computer before and they certainly will not be reading what it has to say to them. You must understand this.
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
listen to me if you are designing the UI for a POS system PLEASE listen to me. A Customer is a creature who is absolutely dumb as rocks. By and large they have never encountered a computer before and they certainly will not be reading what it has to say to them. You must understand this.
not to be in a competition to be the most terminal-pilled person on the planet but i just opened my browser and idly typed "clear"
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
not to be in a competition to be the most terminal-pilled person on the planet but i just opened my browser and idly typed "clear"
wrote a bunch of failing tests and now a bunch of my tests are failing. explain that tdd enjoyers
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
wrote a bunch of failing tests and now a bunch of my tests are failing. explain that tdd enjoyers
wrote some nerd shit. trying to write more often bc i like doing it. also, Hugo fuckin' rules
jkellogg.net/best-directo...
jkellogg.net/best-directo...
The Greatest Linux Customization of All Time | Joshua Kellogg
jkellogg.net
September 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
wrote some nerd shit. trying to write more often bc i like doing it. also, Hugo fuckin' rules
jkellogg.net/best-directo...
jkellogg.net/best-directo...
for reasons i can't really understand youtube has decided that i speak spanish fluently and started showing me ads in spanish.
August 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
for reasons i can't really understand youtube has decided that i speak spanish fluently and started showing me ads in spanish.
3 drinks in evangelizing about neovim to my barista friends at the bar
August 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
3 drinks in evangelizing about neovim to my barista friends at the bar
people are always looking for "ai tells" but the greatest ai tell of all is absolutely zero grasp of tone. reading llm-generated writing just _does not sound right_. unfortunately, the venn diagram between the smartest bears and the dumbest people etc etc
August 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
people are always looking for "ai tells" but the greatest ai tell of all is absolutely zero grasp of tone. reading llm-generated writing just _does not sound right_. unfortunately, the venn diagram between the smartest bears and the dumbest people etc etc
if you follow me on here and are in denver for laracon, do yourself a favor and get yourself to procession coffee. not today, they close at 3. but it's a 10-15 minute bike ride from the venue, and a very cool vibe
July 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
if you follow me on here and are in denver for laracon, do yourself a favor and get yourself to procession coffee. not today, they close at 3. but it's a 10-15 minute bike ride from the venue, and a very cool vibe
i LOVE being able to bring home food for my girlfriend on my bike. bikes are so fun
July 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i LOVE being able to bring home food for my girlfriend on my bike. bikes are so fun
do people talk to ESL students about having an accent the same way other languages treat english-speaking students like they will get murdered if they sound like they have ever heard a word of english in their lives?
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
do people talk to ESL students about having an accent the same way other languages treat english-speaking students like they will get murdered if they sound like they have ever heard a word of english in their lives?
even with all the ill he has done me, i could kiss my past self on the mouth for this one
July 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
even with all the ill he has done me, i could kiss my past self on the mouth for this one
I am going to crash out in ways heretofore unheard of. what do you mean the program isn't linked! what are you even talking about! I just linked it!
![shader program is linked
transform matrix: [1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1]
GL ERROR: type = 0x824c, severity = 0x9146
GL_INVALID_OPERATION in glUniformMatrix(program not linked)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6hek23l6yu43npzmilbilj4r/bafkreifjenmhyzklp4skxr74cbvnwynmnpbkpzssug4kthtcob5rpvlg3u@jpeg)
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am going to crash out in ways heretofore unheard of. what do you mean the program isn't linked! what are you even talking about! I just linked it!