omg same. like "what about my hair makes you feel safe ranting to me about how you feel that your indian neighbors are smelly and park their cars wrong" please can i just scroll porn on my phone in peace while you cut my hair

we were just laughing about this yesterday! "$24.59 - 2nd day air" means "after we finish an unknowable amount of faffing about in our warehouse which will definitely be at least four to six days, you can pay us $25 to get it only two more days AFTER THAT"

it me

lmao we are so cooked

haha yeah! tho rn it seems like way more than half >.>

Daw you are sweet! Here's mine, I donate annually to all of these (not all the same amount, I give the most to climate and poverty, especially Second Harvest): docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

we are enjoying The Diplomat on Netflix, only into first season so far but it feels like a modern successor to West Wing. A little funnier and lower stakes, but some similar vibes

i would say about 40% of my dreams are airport/airplane dreams. Another 40% are "gross bathroom" dreams. brain, you have one job: HORNY DREAMS. IS THAT SO HARD

I've been enjoying Helium!