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JJW @jjw.wtf · Apr 2
Send me your silica gel packets 🤤
I’m quite partial to burlap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The only thing better than throwing used car batteries into the ocean is eating silica gel packets. I imagine munching on a sachet while biffing batteries would be as close to heaven as you can get here on earth.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Startup idea: moccona vapes
You’ve been away too long. Moccona Vapes now
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
To be honest, I’m not 100% opposed to local government reform. I highly doubt this NZ government will nail it and the hypocrisy of killing Three Waters but then (probably) actually destroying local democracy is pretty funny.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Why is @iwriteok.bsky.social on a Metro Trains Melbourne PSA poster?
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by JJW
Here is one from YLE. Naturally it's in finnish but I'm sure you'll manage.
yle.fi/a/74-20157905
Hallitus alkaa suunnitella jättihanketta: junayhteys Pohjois-Norjaan parantaisi turvallisuutta ja toisi talouskasvua
Suomea patistetaan siirtymään eurooppalaiseen raideleveyteen. Ensimmäisessä vaiheessa rata suunnitellaan Kemin ja Haaparannan välille.
yle.fi
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Confession: I have never seen a labubu in real life.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine an AI generated hand with 7 and a half mangled fingers slapping a human face — for ever.”
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Where has all my creativity, energy, and drive gone? I don't know. I am just a husk. A withered husk.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
What Kelly said.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Magnitude when the AI bubble bursts:
a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him
Alt: a man in a blue shirt stands in front of a microphone with the words pop pop written above him - Magnitude from Community
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cocka-one
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Just finished The Mushroom Tapes. Look, it scratched an itch but it was like reading a podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Look, not all AIs(?).

www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
rfk jr’s raw machismo and deeply ingrained scent of decomposing whale should stand a warning for us mere mortal men who wish not to be cucked
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Christmas is coming up!
Just saw a bloke whose t-shirt read "I eat asbestos".
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
So Yellowface by RF Kuang was rather good.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Christopher Luxon: the economy is a piece of meat.

lol
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Surprised Dick Cheyney's funeral didn't involve more shotgun blasts to attendees faces.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Trump signs an executive order which 1) bans Arabic numerals and 2) appoints himself chairman of the American Numerals Design Panel.

Spoilers: the American numerals all end up looking like variations of Jeffrey Epstein’s deformed penis.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hell yeah. Best advice I’ve seen on blue sky dot com in a long while.
Isn’t (workplace) democracy beautiful?

Join your union and run in union elections.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I used to work with these four guys who would communicate predominately in dick jokes, misogyny, and low level physical abuse. I called them the Popped Collar Crew.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The future we lost
💿It's the way of the future! Once the dvix codec takes off there'll be no need for tapes. We'll be able to ship high quality video anywhere in the world within days! 💿
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heard the term “new media” for the first time since I was at uni this evening.
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by JJW
Jerry: They say, there's a bubble.
George: There's no bubble!
Jerry: But people are saying bubble.
George: No bubble, you hear me? No bubble!
Kramer (arriving): I've got 200 Nvidia drivers hooked up in my shower.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM