Joe
@jjoekoullas.bsky.social
Sludge/Doom/Death/Black metal 🤘
Distributed systems, functional programming, terminally maths brained.
he/they
Distributed systems, functional programming, terminally maths brained.
he/they
This service basically splits a pipe into multiple fairly similar pipes. Simple.
2TB build artifacts. lol
2TB build artifacts. lol
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
This service basically splits a pipe into multiple fairly similar pipes. Simple.
2TB build artifacts. lol
2TB build artifacts. lol
"if you don't stop debating metaphysics I will turn this van around!"
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"if you don't stop debating metaphysics I will turn this van around!"
Just provisioned a database that costs $20k/month so I can run some experiments. Wacky
October 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just provisioned a database that costs $20k/month so I can run some experiments. Wacky
glow in the dark nails bcus spooky season bitches
October 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
glow in the dark nails bcus spooky season bitches
Unhinged software thing - keeping multiple copies of the same repo locally so I can work on multiple things at once.
I miss working on things one at a time.
I miss working on things one at a time.
September 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Unhinged software thing - keeping multiple copies of the same repo locally so I can work on multiple things at once.
I miss working on things one at a time.
I miss working on things one at a time.
Can't get enough Vile Creature right now.
"all we care for is rotten and rich
it shall devour
i'm no better
torn of the same cloth
shrouded in ignorance and flesh"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O52...
"all we care for is rotten and rich
it shall devour
i'm no better
torn of the same cloth
shrouded in ignorance and flesh"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O52...
VILE CREATURE - GLORY, GLORY! APATHY TOOK HELM! (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Prosthetic Records
www.youtube.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Can't get enough Vile Creature right now.
"all we care for is rotten and rich
it shall devour
i'm no better
torn of the same cloth
shrouded in ignorance and flesh"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O52...
"all we care for is rotten and rich
it shall devour
i'm no better
torn of the same cloth
shrouded in ignorance and flesh"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O52...
Playing the Mechanicus soundtrack on loop until the machine spirit does what I ask of it.
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Playing the Mechanicus soundtrack on loop until the machine spirit does what I ask of it.
left radicals feed people so they don't have to work for the state
right radicals shoot people
right radicals shoot people
September 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
left radicals feed people so they don't have to work for the state
right radicals shoot people
right radicals shoot people
"fearful fabrication fosters fascist frameworks"
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"fearful fabrication fosters fascist frameworks"
Reposted by Joe
The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts
Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.
www.denverpost.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The 16-year-old who shot two students in a Colorado high school on the same day Charlie Kirk was killed was a virulent white supremacist and antisemite www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
"funfortunately", to be used when something isn't ideal but it keeps things from being boring. Used sarcastically in engineering contexts, but likely has other applications
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"funfortunately", to be used when something isn't ideal but it keeps things from being boring. Used sarcastically in engineering contexts, but likely has other applications
anyway my kids are currently planning how to overthrow north korea without violence
if anybody can figure it out, I think it's them
if anybody can figure it out, I think it's them
September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
anyway my kids are currently planning how to overthrow north korea without violence
if anybody can figure it out, I think it's them
if anybody can figure it out, I think it's them
Reposted by Joe
I went from schadenfreude to dread real fast. Transphobes will treat him like a martyr.
Terrified to think of how far-right fans of Kirk, aching for more violence, could very well turn this into an even more radicalizing moment
Will they now believe their fears have been proven right and feel they have a right to "retaliate," regardless of who actually was behind the initial shooting?
Will they now believe their fears have been proven right and feel they have a right to "retaliate," regardless of who actually was behind the initial shooting?
September 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I went from schadenfreude to dread real fast. Transphobes will treat him like a martyr.
Reposted by Joe
As your internet lawyer I advise you to keep it in the group chat for the next 48 hours
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As your internet lawyer I advise you to keep it in the group chat for the next 48 hours
“I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”
"Hi chatgpt, generate a metaphysics for me."
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Hi chatgpt, generate a metaphysics for me."
There is nothing more hipster than the meta-hipster. It's post-post-irony, there's nothing more hipster than that.
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
There is nothing more hipster than the meta-hipster. It's post-post-irony, there's nothing more hipster than that.
Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkD_...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkD_...
Black Sabbath (2014 Remaster)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic
music.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkD_...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=bkD_...
"the storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs"
July 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"the storage for fossil fuel waste is your lungs"
"I want to come work here because I want to see what real software engineering looks like"
And it's literally the same shit different bucket.
And it's literally the same shit different bucket.
July 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I want to come work here because I want to see what real software engineering looks like"
And it's literally the same shit different bucket.
And it's literally the same shit different bucket.