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writing teacher |
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relapsed fruit abandoner |
6ft 5in of anxiety |
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Everyone I’ve seen with that orange iPhone looks like someone who would get an orange iPhone.

I will not elaborate.
February 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Made it
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
By my one and only self
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
C but only because it would kill me.

Without the peanut allergy, F.

As a matter of fact, I’d risk anaphylactic shock to avoid eating F.

That’s my final answer. F
In the spirit of the holiday weekend:
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Drop a teacher!
February 13, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It’s actually worse than iOS 7
this is the worst iOS update they’ve released in a while the photos app and the music app are fucking awful
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Dating in Sacramento is ASS 😒
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is so far past embarrassing
New Siri Runs Into Problems, Features Could Be Pushed to iOS 26.5 and iOS 27
New Siri Runs Into Problems, Features Could Be Pushed to iOS 26.5 and iOS 27
Apple has "run into snags" testing the more personalized, smarter version of Siri that's planned for iOS 26.4, reports Bloomberg. Because of the issues, the upcoming ‌Siri‌ features will be spread across several upcoming iOS releases and won't all come in the spring iOS 26.4 update. Apple could postpone some or all of the new ‌Siri‌ features until iOS 26.5, an update planned for May, and iOS 27, which will launch this September. We've been waiting on the Apple Intelligence version of ‌Siri‌ since iOS 18, when Apple debuted the features at the 2024 Worldwide Developers Conference. At the time, rumors suggested a spring 2025 launch. When spring rolled around, Apple announced that the new ‌Siri‌ would take longer than expected, with the functionality delayed for a year. Since then, Apple has been targeting iOS 26.4, which the company will begin testing later this month. As Apple has been testing the updated version of ‌Siri‌ ahead of the release of the first iOS 26.4 beta, there have been unforeseen problems. ‌Siri‌ sometimes doesn't properly process queries and can take too long to respond to requests. Apple engineers have been told to use iOS 26.5 for further internal testing, suggesting the new ‌Siri‌ features will be delayed until that update. Internally, iOS 26.5 includes notices describing the ‌Siri‌ features, as well as a "preview" toggle for turning on the ‌Siri‌ personalization feature that lets the personal assistant tap into user data like text messages and emails. Employees that are testing iOS 26.5 say the update includes all of the features Apple promised, including personalization, onscreen awareness, and the ability for ‌Siri‌ to do more in and between apps, but not all of the features are working reliably and there are problems with accuracy. ‌Siri‌ also apparently sometimes falls back on using ChatGPT for information instead of relying on the Gemini-powered technology that Apple has partnered with Google to use, even when the new version of ‌Siri‌ is capable of handling a user's request. Apple also planned to include features that haven't been announced, such as options to generate images or search the web. Image generation and web search were tested as part of iOS 26.4, and it's possible they will still be included in the update, so Apple might still be able to announce some of the new ‌Siri‌ functionality. Image generation uses Image Playground, and web search summarizes information from the web. Bloomberg says the situation is "fluid," though, so Apple's plans could change, and executives are reluctant to further delay the ‌Siri‌ functionality beyond spring 2026. There are still major changes planned for iOS 27, with Apple aiming to add chatbot functionality to ‌Siri‌ to allow it to better compete with chatbots like Gemini, Claude, and ChatGPT. That version of ‌Siri‌ will have deep integration with Apple's operating systems.Related Roundups: iOS 26, iPadOS 26Related Forum: iOS 26 This article, "New Siri Runs Into Problems, Features Could Be Pushed to iOS 26.5 and iOS 27" first appeared on MacRumors.com Discuss this article in our forums
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February 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
At the internship I had after finishing undergrad, my boss used to call me “squirrel.” Still not sure if it was ironic because of my height or how quietly efficient I was, but he looked like Bernie Mac and Yoda merged together.

(Had to crop this one 🫣 😆)
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This is an immediate block. Just stupid. STUPID.
Threads🎥: @jadaaceleste
February 6, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Chanté was a sociopath
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
A most uncomfortable boundary. My brother asked me to dog sit for him on Valentine’s Day. That’s a gentle but hard no. Me being single doesn’t mean I want to do that on THAT day (or that I won’t have plans by then).
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Well that was rude
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I Got A Feeling

Dishonorable mention:
Fireworks
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
This cough needs to release me from its prison so I can starting working out again 😩
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
No iPhone 18 Coming to My Pocket, Jason Confirms
No Major Design Changes Coming to iPhone 18 Models, Leaker Claims
No Major Design Changes Coming to iPhone 18 Models, Leaker Claims
The iPhone 18 lineup will not feature signifiant design changes, according to the leaker known as "Fixed Focus Digital." The Weibo user claims that since the iPhone 17 lineup proved to be successful with high sales, the ‌iPhone 18‌ models likely won't have major changes to their appearance. Rather than promoting design changes, Apple is apparently likely to heavily emphasize advancements made with the A20 and A20 Pro chip, which will likely be the first 2nm Apple silicon chips. This upgrade is anticipated to be a key point of discussion around the new devices later this year. The iPhone 17 Pro models saw a major redesign, following two years of the same design across the iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 16 Pro. The ‌iPhone‌ 12 Pro, 13 Pro, and 14 Pro also largely shared the same design, as did the ‌iPhone‌ X, ‌iPhone‌ XS, and ‌iPhone‌ 11 Pro. Successive generation-over-generation flagship ‌iPhone‌ redesigns would be unprecedented, making it highly likely that the ‌iPhone 18‌ Pro will look very similar to the device currently on sale. The ‌iPhone 18‌ Pro and ‌iPhone 18‌ Pro Max are expected to launch later this year, featuring a smaller Dynamic Island, the C2 modem, a simplified Camera Control, a 24-megapixel front-facing camera, and an upgraded main camera with a variable aperture. The ‌iPhone 18‌ is expected to follow in early 2027, touting many of the same upgrades. Related Roundup: iPhone 18Tag: Fixed Focus DigitalRelated Forum: iPhone This article, "No Major Design Changes Coming to iPhone 18 Models, Leaker Claims" first appeared on MacRumors.com
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February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by Actually it’s Jason
small, consistent acts of thoughtfulness that prove you listened and remembered even the tiniest details.

…Make a mental note when I casually drop “my various likes and preferences in a convo” then randomly find ways to show you care enough to listen and remember.
Since Valentine’s Day is in Black History month…Black men, what makes you feel loved?
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I gotta get my appetite back so I can get back to the gym consistently.
February 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Being considered. It’s the highest form of love to me.
Since Valentine’s Day is in Black History month…Black men, what makes you feel loved?
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
This ain’t cool 🥺 😭
Breaking News: Catherine O’Hara, the comedian best known for her roles in “Home Alone,” “Schitt’s Creek” and “Beetlejuice,” has died at 71.
Catherine O’Hara, ‘Home Alone’ and ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Actress, Dies at 71
The Emmy-winning comedian was a member of the influential Canadian sketch comedy series “S.C.T.V.”
nyti.ms
January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Last Saturdee 😑
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This week has been straight up ASS, no cheeks.

I need a Balemtime this year, idc.
a young boy in a new york shirt is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a young boy in a new york shirt is sitting on a couch .
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January 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM