Jordan
@jjfullofnachos.bsky.social
My favorite things are nouns, especially when they verb all over my adjectives adverbly
So bubbly! (My first batch of home-made ginger beer is a success!)
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So bubbly! (My first batch of home-made ginger beer is a success!)
Just made four quiches, now I can have hearty and easy breakfasts for the rest of winter
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Just made four quiches, now I can have hearty and easy breakfasts for the rest of winter
Did a medical marathon today (to save from having to use PTO for this stuff just took care of it all on a holiday my company honors but many places don’t). Yearly physical, fasting labs, flu and COVID shots, teeth cleaning, eye exam. And all without coffee, because of the fasting.
Insane? Yes.
Insane? Yes.
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Did a medical marathon today (to save from having to use PTO for this stuff just took care of it all on a holiday my company honors but many places don’t). Yearly physical, fasting labs, flu and COVID shots, teeth cleaning, eye exam. And all without coffee, because of the fasting.
Insane? Yes.
Insane? Yes.
Building my new desk chair while sitting in my old one feels a bit like cheating.
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Building my new desk chair while sitting in my old one feels a bit like cheating.
Last day of Christmas break before returning to work, so that obviously calls for a quiche
January 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Last day of Christmas break before returning to work, so that obviously calls for a quiche
Babies first exposure to ECT
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Babies first exposure to ECT
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Extended Hobbit trilogy finished.
Onto extended LOTR trilogy to wrap up the year. (Aka halfway through the annual year-end Tolkien rewatch tradition)
Onto extended LOTR trilogy to wrap up the year. (Aka halfway through the annual year-end Tolkien rewatch tradition)
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Extended Hobbit trilogy finished.
Onto extended LOTR trilogy to wrap up the year. (Aka halfway through the annual year-end Tolkien rewatch tradition)
Onto extended LOTR trilogy to wrap up the year. (Aka halfway through the annual year-end Tolkien rewatch tradition)
Celebrating making through the solstice and the darkest night of the year with some homemade tomato soup and focaccia with the last herbs from this years garden
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Celebrating making through the solstice and the darkest night of the year with some homemade tomato soup and focaccia with the last herbs from this years garden
Made some friends at brunch today (aside from my friend Mary, who is bloody)
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Made some friends at brunch today (aside from my friend Mary, who is bloody)
Winter solstice party was a roaring success. Good friends, good foods (mains provided by yours truely), good movies, and overall a warm and lovely way to survive the longest night.
Now to go out to breakfast to avoid doing dishes.
Now to go out to breakfast to avoid doing dishes.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Winter solstice party was a roaring success. Good friends, good foods (mains provided by yours truely), good movies, and overall a warm and lovely way to survive the longest night.
Now to go out to breakfast to avoid doing dishes.
Now to go out to breakfast to avoid doing dishes.
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
Watching a special called “Martha Stewart and the Hanukkah Hunks” and honestly martha knows her target audience
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Watching a special called “Martha Stewart and the Hanukkah Hunks” and honestly martha knows her target audience
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
Orville Peck covering Liza from Cabaret?!?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Orville Peck covering Liza from Cabaret?!?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY
Allison Janey is the only person who could play a live action Final Pam. (There I said it)
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Allison Janey is the only person who could play a live action Final Pam. (There I said it)
Me (watching a movie tied to today’s date): when they blow up parliament I’m making a martini….
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me (watching a movie tied to today’s date): when they blow up parliament I’m making a martini….
I’m team “give Nancy a minigun” for the upcoming last season of #strangerthings
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m team “give Nancy a minigun” for the upcoming last season of #strangerthings
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
There’s a bird who’s decided to make my window birdfeeder his territory, not moving from perching on it or letting other birds near it, which is only a problem for me because I want to open the curtains but not scare him away.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There’s a bird who’s decided to make my window birdfeeder his territory, not moving from perching on it or letting other birds near it, which is only a problem for me because I want to open the curtains but not scare him away.
I sure hope that the UPS driver that delivered the package that I signed for today didn’t mind that my shirt had Orville Peck’s full butt on it.
October 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I sure hope that the UPS driver that delivered the package that I signed for today didn’t mind that my shirt had Orville Peck’s full butt on it.