JJFlash
LightNews LightNews
banner
jjflash.bsky.social
JJFlash
@jjflash.bsky.social
62 followers 140 following 32 posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
jjflash.bsky.social
Please I’m gonna cry *chewbacca 🔊*
June 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
Jasper
March 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
Go Lions
Picture of Sparky, an orange cat wearing a Lions jersey Jasper the orange cat wearing a lions bandana Jasper the orange cat wearing a lions bandana
January 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
Wind keeps bringing random shit to my lawn. Nearest Red Robin is 3 and half miles away
Lawn covered with leaves featuring a red balloon covered in the failing Red Robin restaurant logo
January 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
Putting the Hedy Lamarr cover by the WiFi where she belongs
ASUS WiFi router with Life magazine featuring a cover photo of Hedy Lamarr
June 17, 2024 at 2:02 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
ESPN really putting in that branding effort over here
Picture of the corner of the Stanley cup playoffs on a TV screen with the ESPN+ logo hastily covering up the “ESPN on ABC” logo underneath it.
June 2, 2024 at 12:41 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
We used to make shit in this country
Back glass for the alternate version of the 1963 “Big Deal” pinball table by Williams. The alternate back glass features nude women with exposed genitalia and the title “Big Dick”
May 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
Check out this van with an epic dragon on it
Side of a van with a colorfully painted blue dragon in front of red and yellow flames Van with more mural artwork on it
April 6, 2024 at 9:47 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
So Wells Fargo sold my mortgage to another company. This meant I had to setup direct deposit again. I got mad and paid off the rest of my mortgage instead.
April 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
I always think about this fucked up car I saw at a ttrpg gaming convention with empty Nutty Bar boxes in it
Passenger side view of a trash filled car with an “Nutty Bar” box on the top of the pile Rear view of trash filled car. Trash pile is visible from every window Trash filled car with barely enough room for the driver to sit
March 7, 2024 at 3:30 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
January 10, 2024 at 5:40 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
I’m a stupid asshole
Dr Pepper Zero split open with frozen pop every because the author put it in the freezer to cool it down sooner and forgot about it
January 3, 2024 at 1:16 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
You also can’t emulate the most important WonderSwan peripheral
Bandai WonderSwan with the Konami beat mania record attachment for scratching. This game goes way harder than a portable version of beat mania has any right to be.
December 11, 2023 at 5:10 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
October 29, 2023 at 1:54 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
ALL IN THE FAMILY Archie Bunker’s card game Game box from 1972 ARCHIE BUNKER CARD GAME Fun For 2 to 4 Players A Message From Archie: "In my neighborhood, we ain't much for playing Contact Bridge or cannestoga or any other leftist games, so we play my card game. Even Edith plays it, so ya know it's gotta be real simple to learn. Meathead plays it too, but he's got trouble counting so we gotta stop to coach 'im. I highly recompense this Ding Bat card game for all youse right-thinkin' Americans. Here's how it goes: 40 of the 42 cards in the deck are pitcher cards - the ten important ones got MY pitcher on 'em, and the others is pitchers of my family - Edith, Gloria and Mike, the Meathead, too. The other two are the Ding Bat cards, which kin help ya or hurt ya, depending on whether ya got 'em or not. To play the game, everybody gets 7 cards. They look 'em over and guess how many tricks they think they kin take, then dial that number on their tally wheel. The smart aleck that thinks he can take the most tricks plays first, followed by the others. When
October 29, 2023 at 12:29 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
October 28, 2023 at 9:46 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
I’ve been feeding this stray tuxedo cat for 5 months now
Black and white tuxedo cat sitting on a brick wall next to a witches hat
October 21, 2023 at 2:11 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
10 year old me thought this logo looked so cool
5 and 1/4” floppy drive sleeve featuring the cyberpunk style logo of Sy Draft Office, Art & Drafting Supplies store located in Oak Park MI
September 27, 2023 at 9:47 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
Hell yeah
August 27, 2023 at 1:28 AM
jjflash.bsky.social
PlayStation controller would not charge. It was spicy pillow time
August 11, 2023 at 4:47 PM
jjflash.bsky.social
lol
ADO complete PR window with the following options: Title “Enable automatic completion”. Merge type set to Merge (no fast forward). Post-completion options section with three unchecked checkboxes. Check box one “Complete associated work items after merging”. Checkbox two “Delete master after merging” Checkbox three “Customize merge commit message” Checkbox two is disabled and the text is a darker shade of gray.
August 9, 2023 at 1:34 PM