John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
Pittsburgh raised, Los Angeles aged • words at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, etc • music as Danek (loud guitars) & Infinighost (electronic)
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John Danek
@jjdanek.bsky.social
· Jul 17
one must imagine sisyphus' caked up ass from all those lunges
if there's one thing to learn from holiday facetime calls, it's that my family does not have a genetic knack for cinematography.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if there's one thing to learn from holiday facetime calls, it's that my family does not have a genetic knack for cinematography.
never in a million years will you be able to guess what this comment is a reaction to:
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
never in a million years will you be able to guess what this comment is a reaction to:
i just noticed that 7 of my friends follow amazon on instagram
why
why
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i just noticed that 7 of my friends follow amazon on instagram
why
why
emo music is songs about who you date
soul music is songs about you marry
soul music is songs about you marry
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
emo music is songs about who you date
soul music is songs about you marry
soul music is songs about you marry
sharing some cool news soon if you're one of those weirdos who likes "new music"
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
sharing some cool news soon if you're one of those weirdos who likes "new music"
Reposted by John Danek
Do you wanna come over to my place and play zunes
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Do you wanna come over to my place and play zunes
i have been humbled once again.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i have been humbled once again.
"Stricken" by Disturbed has a permanent place on my gym playlist.
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"Stricken" by Disturbed has a permanent place on my gym playlist.
i'm ready to bury the hatchet
...
in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
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in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i'm ready to bury the hatchet
...
in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
...
in your freakin' SKULL, dickhole!
riddle me this, batman!
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
riddle me this, batman!
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
why has "levels" by avicii been stuck in my head for the past week?
just talked to infinighost
new music soon
new music soon
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
just talked to infinighost
new music soon
new music soon
watching Big 10 football in november fills my soul with a nice warmth
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
watching Big 10 football in november fills my soul with a nice warmth
i love how every app has a settings menu with a "notifications" option
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i love how every app has a settings menu with a "notifications" option
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
and when you click it, it's like "psych! jk dickhead! we can't do that here! idk, try your phone settings or something, asshole"
i love how map apps are like
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i love how map apps are like
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
would you like to get to your destination in 32 minutes?
or 50 you degenerate sack of shit?
just walked into a business whose sign said "Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!"
guess what they DON'T serve there.
guess what they DON'T serve there.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
just walked into a business whose sign said "Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!"
guess what they DON'T serve there.
guess what they DON'T serve there.
los angeles should look into getting one of those "mayors"
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
los angeles should look into getting one of those "mayors"
bracing myself for the deluge of articles like:
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
bracing myself for the deluge of articles like:
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
"Will Democrats Learn From Mamdani's Decisive Victory? No, Fuck No, But Let's Imagine If They Did for 2,000 Words"
Reposted by John Danek
apple watch: you got a sleep score of 98! good job!
bro i was hammered
bro i was hammered
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
apple watch: you got a sleep score of 98! good job!
bro i was hammered
bro i was hammered
javier milei looks like all members of The Mars Volta combined
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
javier milei looks like all members of The Mars Volta combined
performatively sipping from my empty coffee so the barista doesn't kick me out
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
performatively sipping from my empty coffee so the barista doesn't kick me out
not my home but i know my way around
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
not my home but i know my way around
i would [redacted] myself
Hahahahahahahahah *breathes* ahahahahahhahahahahahah www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Embattled Trump Nominee Paul Ingrassia’s Mom Tried to Meet With Lawmakers Who Criticized Her Son
Donna Gallo Ingrassia demanded meetings at the Capitol Hill office of Reps. Jamie Raskin and Robert Garcia in late June to defend her son.
www.notus.org
October 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i would [redacted] myself