Jiraffe
@jiraffe.bsky.social
He/Him. Just some random cat-dude.
I've never heard the term "hopepunk" before and I went looking. This Examples section is either far too broad for what you're describing or I just don't get it.
But the way you described the nazi crap isn't really like the examples here.
But the way you described the nazi crap isn't really like the examples here.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I've never heard the term "hopepunk" before and I went looking. This Examples section is either far too broad for what you're describing or I just don't get it.
But the way you described the nazi crap isn't really like the examples here.
But the way you described the nazi crap isn't really like the examples here.
Mine is fine on Android.
But Gmail has been intermittently very slow to delete and mark read for weeks for me.
But Gmail has been intermittently very slow to delete and mark read for weeks for me.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Mine is fine on Android.
But Gmail has been intermittently very slow to delete and mark read for weeks for me.
But Gmail has been intermittently very slow to delete and mark read for weeks for me.
Also swapped from amphetamines to that recently. Much nicer having a drug work all the time.
Kinda annoyed my doctor didn't suggest it. I had to ask. Also nice I don't need monthly appointments and pickups, can do 90d.
Kinda annoyed my doctor didn't suggest it. I had to ask. Also nice I don't need monthly appointments and pickups, can do 90d.
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Also swapped from amphetamines to that recently. Much nicer having a drug work all the time.
Kinda annoyed my doctor didn't suggest it. I had to ask. Also nice I don't need monthly appointments and pickups, can do 90d.
Kinda annoyed my doctor didn't suggest it. I had to ask. Also nice I don't need monthly appointments and pickups, can do 90d.
Makes sense when you remember Trump has been totally beholden to Putin since at least 2016.
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Makes sense when you remember Trump has been totally beholden to Putin since at least 2016.
The tech sector has made no meaningful progress towards a general AI that could do any of that. They are betting it all on expensive autocomplete that at best can write some generic emails. Because that's what the execs think all work is: email.
It's so pathetic.
It's so pathetic.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The tech sector has made no meaningful progress towards a general AI that could do any of that. They are betting it all on expensive autocomplete that at best can write some generic emails. Because that's what the execs think all work is: email.
It's so pathetic.
It's so pathetic.
Definitely. Gave up reflexive cynicism some years ago and it's so much better. Being genuine still seems like a rare thing but really appreciating your life, friends and the things you love makes you happier overall. Less numb. Highly recommend.
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Definitely. Gave up reflexive cynicism some years ago and it's so much better. Being genuine still seems like a rare thing but really appreciating your life, friends and the things you love makes you happier overall. Less numb. Highly recommend.
That's the thing with fascists: there's always a next target, a next enemy. Which is why they always turn inward eventually.
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
That's the thing with fascists: there's always a next target, a next enemy. Which is why they always turn inward eventually.
To become a billionaire without succumbing to the completely rational urge to use your money to solve major problems and help others requires you to be a selfish piece of shit no one could love.
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
To become a billionaire without succumbing to the completely rational urge to use your money to solve major problems and help others requires you to be a selfish piece of shit no one could love.
MtG Harry Potter series
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
MtG Harry Potter series
I'm so ahead of the curve!
a man in a tuxedo is holding a cup of tea and a blender
Alt: Fry from Futurama is pouring a cup of coffee while shaking from caffeine.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'm so ahead of the curve!
They yelled at you through their speaker?
Wow. LAPD really has nothing to do, huh? Should probably reduce their budget if they can afford to harass people in a helicopter.
Wow. LAPD really has nothing to do, huh? Should probably reduce their budget if they can afford to harass people in a helicopter.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
They yelled at you through their speaker?
Wow. LAPD really has nothing to do, huh? Should probably reduce their budget if they can afford to harass people in a helicopter.
Wow. LAPD really has nothing to do, huh? Should probably reduce their budget if they can afford to harass people in a helicopter.
Who among readers doesn't have a To-Read list a mile long? I don't need my favorite author to write at light speed. I need them to write good books at their pace. If they ghost write or make AI slop, I will get bored with uninspired crap.
February 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Who among readers doesn't have a To-Read list a mile long? I don't need my favorite author to write at light speed. I need them to write good books at their pace. If they ghost write or make AI slop, I will get bored with uninspired crap.
That's a good passage. Even more explicit on damning the rich who allow and profit off of the suffering of the poor and vulnerable.
February 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
That's a good passage. Even more explicit on damning the rich who allow and profit off of the suffering of the poor and vulnerable.
Fuck. I'm glad she was too old. I can't imagine the horror of being these monsters' kid. They would be so fucked up.
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Fuck. I'm glad she was too old. I can't imagine the horror of being these monsters' kid. They would be so fucked up.
"Russia, if you're listening" and they were and acted as asked within a day.
That that didn't get that fucker arrested for soliciting foreign ejection interference is a miscarriage of justice.
Don't know how anyone could doubt the Russian connection since then.
That that didn't get that fucker arrested for soliciting foreign ejection interference is a miscarriage of justice.
Don't know how anyone could doubt the Russian connection since then.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
"Russia, if you're listening" and they were and acted as asked within a day.
That that didn't get that fucker arrested for soliciting foreign ejection interference is a miscarriage of justice.
Don't know how anyone could doubt the Russian connection since then.
That that didn't get that fucker arrested for soliciting foreign ejection interference is a miscarriage of justice.
Don't know how anyone could doubt the Russian connection since then.
This wasn't made in mockery of something similar but less deranged? Oh...oh no.
It's so much funnier now.
It's so much funnier now.
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
This wasn't made in mockery of something similar but less deranged? Oh...oh no.
It's so much funnier now.
It's so much funnier now.
And yet the little cuck ball is the most beloved character from that movie.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
And yet the little cuck ball is the most beloved character from that movie.
What the fuck. Protestors just standing and the troopers rush then to arrest? With gas masks on so they were planning to use chemical weapons to torture people. Fucking pigs.
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
What the fuck. Protestors just standing and the troopers rush then to arrest? With gas masks on so they were planning to use chemical weapons to torture people. Fucking pigs.
Went to go look for the Trump spitting news. Totally believed it was real and not a hypothetical.
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Went to go look for the Trump spitting news. Totally believed it was real and not a hypothetical.
How is this a real complaint? Men have been comparing and RATING women and their bodies since I was a kid, at least. It was a thing when I was in college to rate every woman x/10.
Now that men might get their dicks rated it's a concern?
This guy is so fucking fragile.
Now that men might get their dicks rated it's a concern?
This guy is so fucking fragile.
February 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
How is this a real complaint? Men have been comparing and RATING women and their bodies since I was a kid, at least. It was a thing when I was in college to rate every woman x/10.
Now that men might get their dicks rated it's a concern?
This guy is so fucking fragile.
Now that men might get their dicks rated it's a concern?
This guy is so fucking fragile.
This comic is Alfie, by InCaseArt at Buttsmithy, found here: (NSFW) buttsmithy.com
FYI: This is at least 50% a porn comic. So, you've been warned. I've no idea what page but I think there was a goblin arc in the teens?
FYI: This is at least 50% a porn comic. So, you've been warned. I've no idea what page but I think there was a goblin arc in the teens?
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 AM
This comic is Alfie, by InCaseArt at Buttsmithy, found here: (NSFW) buttsmithy.com
FYI: This is at least 50% a porn comic. So, you've been warned. I've no idea what page but I think there was a goblin arc in the teens?
FYI: This is at least 50% a porn comic. So, you've been warned. I've no idea what page but I think there was a goblin arc in the teens?
Join ICE or whatever that turns into and die in imperial wars of conquest abroad, probably.
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Join ICE or whatever that turns into and die in imperial wars of conquest abroad, probably.
Ivanka is 44. Best info I can find Trump didn't start his orange makeup until at earliest 2004 during The Appreciate. Ivanka would've been 22 then. To get her that young we'd need to go back to the early nineties. He looked a bit different then.
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Ivanka is 44. Best info I can find Trump didn't start his orange makeup until at earliest 2004 during The Appreciate. Ivanka would've been 22 then. To get her that young we'd need to go back to the early nineties. He looked a bit different then.