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Jingles McGarritree 🎄
@jinjamcg.bsky.social
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Drinker of Tea, Talker of rubbish, Quoter of Izzard and Bailey. Feeder fan. She/Her
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Oh also. I found this the other day. That’s me, my nanna and Noddy Holder. (R to L, just to be clear)
Noddy Holder sat behind a table covered in copies of his autobiography. A blonde haired lady is shaking his hand, that’s Jinja’s nanna. Cropped very purposefully out of the photo is Young teenage Jinja.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Stuck in the car
Car media screen thing showing that Slade song Merry Xmas Everybody is playing
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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This is my idea of a very nice day out
A selfie of Jinja, a middle aged white woman with mid brown hair. Most of her face is cut off in the bottom right corner of the picture. Behind you can see the large yellow and blue building which is the glorious Ikea.
December 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Ooooooo
A Netflix email - Coming on Tuesday Death Cap - the mushroom murders
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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#SundayPixWings

Has to be my favourite sculpture. The Winged Victory of Samothrace.
Today I just so happened to be sorting the ‘memory box’ and found my photos from my trip to Paris with my mom for my 21st. Only *gulp* 19 years ago…
A photo album containing a photograph of the sculpture. Taken from a low angle looking up at the figure. She is a headless sculpture with a flowing dress or robe which gives the impression that she is striding powerfully forwards. Great stone wings rise from her back. A photo in an album. The photo was Taken from a distance the sculpture is visible from the right side. She is a headless sculpture with a flowing dress or robe which gives the impression that she is striding powerfully forwards. Great stone wings rise from her back.
December 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I’d probably do crimes for this necklace. One day I’ll get my hands on one.
Pru leith from Bake Off. she’s wearing the Tatty Devine brushstrokes necklace from the Mishapes come back range.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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This guy?
Ed Byrne, Phil Jupitus and some random bloke sat behind a desk on the set of Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Matt Berry as his character in the IT Crowd. He is still in a crowd and the bloke next to him is looking at him like he’s bonkers. Text on image says ‘ordinary boys they ain’t’
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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BABY NOOOOOOWWWWW

#totp
Five on stage in 2025
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My booooyyysssss 🥹🥹🥹

#totp
A ticket from 2000 to see Five at the NEC. The cd single for Until the time is through is also pictured.
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Fuck yeeessssss #totp
Vengaboys on stage at Birmingham pride 2025
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I’ve had a heart attack just reading this. Fucking hellfire.
A picture of a burger surrounded by fries and a glass of coke. The text on the screen reads Cheeseburgers are great. Grilled Cheese Sandwiches are great. A Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger is NEXT LEVEL. Our new Grilled Cheese Cheeseburger comes with three patties of Wendy's fresh beef, topped with caramelized onions, creamy mayo, and a melty cheese slice, all served between even more cheese with two grilled cheese sandwiches as buns. It's the ultimate Craving crushing sandwich!
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The annual Yule log is here!

It’s not a role… it looks weird.

Damn you gluten *shakes fist at sky*
A Tesco finest gluten free chocolate Yule log in the box on a wooden chopping board. The box has a picture of the inside of the cake. Unlike a ‘normal’ Yule log it is not a roll of sponge with filling spiralling round. There is just a line of filling between a top and bottom layer of sponge.
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Upside down doge
A living room. A log burner is just getting going in the fire place. Grey carpet. In the foreground, on a large brown leather sofa, the head of scruffy blonde dog is dangling off the end of the seat cushion.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Finally.
A Christmas tree with bright lights and a vast array of baubles. Some are tacky. Some are sensible. Quite a few often are penguins.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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HA
The description of the tree from the website. • Easy set up, with hinged branches: Simply fit the pieces of this fake Christmas tree together and allow the branches to fall into place, while moulded branches that have their own shape and are easy to form. Need about 12 minutes. The last part of that sentence has been highlighted. It took about an hour. Chuff knows where they got 12 minutes from.
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Bored now.
A naked 6ft artificial Christmas tree stood in front of a magnolia wall.
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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#SundayPixMemorableFood

Black Country Orange chips. Picked up en route to my nannas while she warmed the plates in the oven and made bread and butter.
A close up photo of battered fish and chips on a white plate. The chips are also coated in some batter giving them the classic Black Country orange chips colour.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The afore mentioned pissing rain.

(Video shows the view of the Pompidou centre from under a cafe canopy. People in big coats and with umbrellas hustle in both directions)
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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#SundayPixMemorableFood

This Caesar salad where the chicken was carried in seeds with a perfectly spherical poached egg in the middle. Eaten under a canopy in the pissing ran in Paris looking over at the Pompidou centre.
A large white bowl filled with lettuce, large slices of coated chicken are arranged around a central spherical egg.
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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They’ve given the creepy mattress a girlfriend.
Photo of a tv. On the tv is an advert for the bed company Dreams. There are two mattresses with faces. One has the suggestion of eyelashes.
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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This probably isn’t healthy…
X • Biggest Podcast Listening Day Nov 2, 2025 Listening report for JinjaMcG The day you let Aunty Donna run the show for 7 straight hours From mid-afternoon through late evening, you queued up a full suite of "Aunty Donna Podcast" episodes —no detours, just a steady stream of absurdity, oddball stories, and every punchline the trio could muster. 455 minutes, 12 episodes, 1 podcast-your biggest podcast day, and a record for pure, unbroken comedy. Filed under: comedy marathon, all-in binge
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I AM VERY CONFUSED. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! NO, I WONT STOP SHOUTING
Spotify wrapped. Robbie Williams is your top artist. You’re in the top 0.7% of global fans
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I guess bingeing the podcast from the start probably helped here… @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
Spotify wrapped. Your top podcast is aunty Donna. 18,581 minutes listened.
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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This shouldn’t have been that exciting.
A sandwich in a cardboard triangle packet. It’s a cheddar, emmental and pickle sandwich. But joy of joys it’s gluten free. Huzzah!
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM