Jim Van Allen 🇨🇦
@jimvanallen.bsky.social
Proud Canadian 🇨🇦, Husband of Dana, Retired police criminal profiler, Student of Human Behaviour. Supports Indigenous Treaties.
Enjoys Rock&Roll, Blues, Rolling Stones and Jameson - B.C. CANADA
Enjoys Rock&Roll, Blues, Rolling Stones and Jameson - B.C. CANADA
If Jesus looked like Frank Zappa.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If Jesus looked like Frank Zappa.
No wonder why that's tough. You're in a Yankees' uniform.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
No wonder why that's tough. You're in a Yankees' uniform.
Preciseness of verbiage is critically important. Well done Frank.
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Preciseness of verbiage is critically important. Well done Frank.
Trivia: Chuck Berry sued the Beach Boys for using the melody of his song, Sweet Little Sixteen in their Surfing U.S.A.
The Beach Boys plead no contest. The similarity was obvious.
The Beach Boys plead no contest. The similarity was obvious.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trivia: Chuck Berry sued the Beach Boys for using the melody of his song, Sweet Little Sixteen in their Surfing U.S.A.
The Beach Boys plead no contest. The similarity was obvious.
The Beach Boys plead no contest. The similarity was obvious.
D.O.A. The Foo Fighters
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
D.O.A. The Foo Fighters
My knee / hip wake me up three times a night composing their resignation letters. Still waiting for the termination date.
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My knee / hip wake me up three times a night composing their resignation letters. Still waiting for the termination date.
It was at that moment, the teacher realized that young Mr. Landguy had a special gift.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It was at that moment, the teacher realized that young Mr. Landguy had a special gift.
Garbage in, garbage out.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Garbage in, garbage out.
Yup. That explains it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Yup. That explains it.
Because, everything is better with Maple Syrup on it, in it, or around it. Especially Canadian Maple Syrup.
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Because, everything is better with Maple Syrup on it, in it, or around it. Especially Canadian Maple Syrup.
One Admiral about to be thrown under the bus.
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One Admiral about to be thrown under the bus.
MAY DAY
Means, M' aidez
"Help Me", in French.
Sailors and Navy Seals know this
Means, M' aidez
"Help Me", in French.
Sailors and Navy Seals know this
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
MAY DAY
Means, M' aidez
"Help Me", in French.
Sailors and Navy Seals know this
Means, M' aidez
"Help Me", in French.
Sailors and Navy Seals know this
Any mariner facing danger for any reason, is sufficient justification for anyone to immediately change course to render life saving assistance.
Not to murder them on a double tap.
Not to murder them on a double tap.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Any mariner facing danger for any reason, is sufficient justification for anyone to immediately change course to render life saving assistance.
Not to murder them on a double tap.
Not to murder them on a double tap.
Waiting for Santa?
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Waiting for Santa?
Old bikers used to say, "Got a ten dollar head? Get a ten dollar helmet."
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Old bikers used to say, "Got a ten dollar head? Get a ten dollar helmet."
Hand held? Are you a surgeon?
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hand held? Are you a surgeon?
He can't run the country when he's awake FFS!
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
He can't run the country when he's awake FFS!
Good luck Cody!
Lets play ball!
Lets play ball!
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Good luck Cody!
Lets play ball!
Lets play ball!
With bare feet?
She was bad ass!
She was bad ass!
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
With bare feet?
She was bad ass!
She was bad ass!
Blurry McBlur-face?
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Blurry McBlur-face?
Listen to The Music
The Doobie Brothers
The Doobie Brothers
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Listen to The Music
The Doobie Brothers
The Doobie Brothers