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the gabagool miracle of 1927
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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse.

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wars also mean injured and dead soldiers and he gets so freaked out by the idea of attending a stranger's funeral or seeing a guy with no legs
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I can't quite make the leap to a full split keyboard but I did recently order an Alice layout one that I'm pretty happy with
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the example that person came up with in the following post is embracing cryptocurrency to avoid payment processor censorship, and I guess crypto's empowering up until the point where you get scammed or make a mistake and have zero recourse to recover the money you've just permanently destroyed
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
grandma's in the hospital because she busted her nut :(
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
why does it matter if it's winnable? I don't want to win if the winning side sucks! I'd rather be a happy loser than a miserable winner
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
that guy's really proud of "tulip gazpacho", he's posted it roughly twice a month since joining a year ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
the funniest part is how it comes out of their baby-brain top-down view of the world where they thought the celebrities were going woke and companies were putting rainbows on coffee cups and professors were doing the genders because Barfsack Ocrumbo commanded it from his culture throne
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I expected the expected and I was proven right. The unexpected never happens.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
seems fun
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
man the generated art really just sucks all the potential fun and energy out of the premise of that comic. everyone's standing around rigidly, not making eye contact, looking frozen in place
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
ey you 'avin a munch? you gnawin' the bonnet? you doing a cheeky nandos? -- british people
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
you said that british people invented meals
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it's especially jarring to me considering how small Israel and Palestine actually are -- Tel Aviv is about 45 miles away from Gaza City, it's like committing war crimes in Dallas and then taking a leisurely hour drive to get dinner at a Fort Worth Cheesecake Factory
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
looks fine here
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
blowback requires grappling with ideas of culpability and structural rot while false flag theories allow you to keep believing everything was fine and will be fine again once the one bad guy's gone
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM