Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits
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My favourite funny quotes from the Acceptable in the 80s podcast. Which is the funniest thing ever! 100% Unofficial!
My Toot Toot, or my Poop Shute
Rusty Lee
KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
Rusty Lee
KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My Toot Toot, or my Poop Shute
Rusty Lee
KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
Rusty Lee
KUNT: Rusty's husband Bob Marleys been away on tour for month and I stead of coming home today he's gone and played in an NME journalist Vs pop stars 5 a side where unbeknownst to Bob Fanny Baker will tread on his foot have give him cancer.
Taking about Gordon Burns/Pete Burns
ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he?
KUNT: No. He did though .
ROY: No I know!
KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end.
ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name?
Nov 85
ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he?
KUNT: No. He did though .
ROY: No I know!
KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end.
ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name?
Nov 85
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Taking about Gordon Burns/Pete Burns
ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he?
KUNT: No. He did though .
ROY: No I know!
KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end.
ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name?
Nov 85
ROY: He hadn't messed with cosmetic surgery at this point Gordon, had he?
KUNT: No. He did though .
ROY: No I know!
KUNT: He was a right old mess towards the end.
ROY: Gordon Burns looked like, what's his name, Falklands burns.... What's his name?
Nov 85
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it
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December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it
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Whether you made it along to one of the 25th Anniversary shows or not, here's a full-length video filmed at Manchester's Fab Cafe. Sub to the YouTube for more stuff coming up...
Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - -
youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - -
youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
Kunt and the Gang - Live at Manchester Fab Cafe 2025
YouTube video by Unofficial Kulture
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November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Whether you made it along to one of the 25th Anniversary shows or not, here's a full-length video filmed at Manchester's Fab Cafe. Sub to the YouTube for more stuff coming up...
Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - -
youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
Cheers! Kunt 8===3 - - -
youtu.be/hdAD3xLcqNU?...
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I'm doing one last run of Kunt and the Gang 25th Anniversary tour merch.
T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges
Pre-order now at:
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges
Pre-order now at:
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm doing one last run of Kunt and the Gang 25th Anniversary tour merch.
T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges
Pre-order now at:
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
T-shirt / iKunt Book / Patch & Badges
Pre-order now at:
kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/merch
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Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
May 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Welcome to the UK President Trump!
September 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Welcome to the UK President Trump!
Spotted this lol
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Spotted this lol
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
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Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
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#intheeighties
#podcast
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#intheeighties
#podcast
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
#intheeighties
#podcast
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
#intheeighties
#podcast
New podcast is out now!
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
New podcast is out now!
Banged up for the pod
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
June 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Banged up for the pod
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
ROY: One of the multiple people you've accused of being a nonce
KUNT: Giles Brandreth?
ROY: One of the many people you've
KUNT: Elton John?
ROY: One of the many people
KUNT: Cliff?
ROY: Like erm..
KUNT: Delboy?
(Both laughing)
KUNT: Mike from Mike and the Mechanics?
SEPT 83
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2016’s #edfringe guide for “Kunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.”
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
June 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
2016’s #edfringe guide for “Kunt and the Gang’s last ever Fringe show, though I’ll probably just be back cap in hand in a couple of years when I’m skint.”
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
Tickets available for this year’s #edfringe show (and the rest of the tour) at: katg.co.uk
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
June 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New podcast is a cracker
May 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
New podcast is a cracker
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
May 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
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A new video to an old classic cumming this week...
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
May 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A new video to an old classic cumming this week...
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
What other songs from the Kunt back catalogue would you like to see a video for?
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
May 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
May 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly.
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
April 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly.
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock