Oh, buddy. So sorry about your mum.

We joked at the time that would end up being the most expensive burger I’d ever bought. It was bloody good though.

“It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.”

It was good fun, she really enjoyed it. We did it because the new Fortnite season coming next week has a Kill Bill collab, and I thought her seeing a movie with a strong female lead who was proficient with a katana would be empowering.

And then accused the police of a cover-up months later, when they said nothing had happened.

I wept a little for Jason Donovan when I saw him singing at Brannigan’s.

Oooh, you know what you’ve made me think of, Spy vs Spy. You could do that with snoopy and the rooms would be the panels of a comic.

Cartoon-style 3D is doable. The current Fortnite season is Simpsons. Everything is cel shaded and looks like it could be straight from an episode. It’s been done really well.

I used Bitcoin to buy a burger years ago, using some I’d acquired on Reddit.
£23 when I spent it, £237 at today’s rate.

I misread that website as ‘defecator’ and, for a second, wondered why such a site existed.

You know Man City is in Manchester, right?

Or would see better grassroots investment from the teams, encouraging people to move to areas with the best academies.

I love stuff like this. I found out about the Trump assassination attempt from Jedward.

When I was a kid, dad told me this,
"You are not learning to draw because you might become the greatest artist ever. But, during those minutes of solitude between work shifts, when you can sit down with a cup of coffee, you can draw on the napkin with a ballpoint pen. You can keep your soul alive."

I always said that were we to get a cat it would have to have a title, it just seems right. Dogs don't work well with titles for some reason, unless you're referring to them as a major pain in the arse (lolol). Seriously though, why do titles suit cats but not dogs?

Yeah. There was a second round of AI changes, but of course there’s no continuity so some of them were to change things that were changed by the AI in the first round.
I washed my hands of it after that.